October 6th 2011 6:55 pm
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Well here it is October and fall is here no trees in our yard and squirrels busy burying acorns while I am busy digging up the acorns and swallowing whole. Mommy thought I would have learned my lesson but no. Daddy said no more surgery if mineral oil doesn't do the trick. I was given mineral oil to help me poop and had to sleep on the back porch last night so if I went to the bathroom they could tell if the acorn came out. Today I finally pooped an acorn the size of daddy's fingernail. Mommy said from now on the muzzle goes on my face she would rather inconvenience me than have a dead dog. I don't look forward to the muzzle but at least daddy won't put it on me said he does not have the time to fool with the muzzle. Woe is me having to wear a muzzle. Daddy also warned mommy that to watch out for us in the morning at there are small kittens coming in our yard mommy said with the muzzle on I won't be able to hurt the kittens.