November 12th 2008 11:05 pm
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Once again, I was tormented by my parents, who insisted on bringing me to the ocean. Don't they remember that I hate water? Why oh why do they call this a "vacation"?

Anyway, I stayed up on the beach, way above the tide line, and barked when any of my family got too far out in that noisy water. They want to swim in that? Well, I warned them. I was not going to save them.