mom tried to poison us!

Last week I caught Mom throwing away all the broccoli in the fridge. This is the stuff she was trying to sneak into our food. Luckily it was only for a week. I guess she found a list of poisonous food for dogs and broccoli was on the list! Not only broccoli, but apples, corn on the cob and pond water... All the things I spit out when she tries to get me to eat them, except for the pond water. I don't know why but I kinda like it sometimes. I guess I eat apples in the yard sometimes too, so that's not her fault either.

I'll have to call her Mommy Dearest for a while... Just to bug her.

(I hope she doesn't feel too badly. We know she didn't mean to slowly poison us.)

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