October 28th 2008 3:33 pm
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I tell you, that kitten Heather is driving me around the bend!
Don't get me wrong - I like her - mostly - she is good company - when my owner/mom is away so much at work but still ... there is a limit to what any self-respecting canine can take!
She gets on the office chair and she plays with my tail as it swishes by! She gets up on the bed and demands affection from my owner even tries to cuddle up to me at times. And worse, she nips in the most awful of places!
She always starts something - instigates it even then I get the blame when I am caught with whatever item I have taken from her! She is a tinker, a troublemaker a terrorist if ever I saw one!
And worse my owner seems to like her and shows no signs of sending her back - she came with a return policy. So why not return to sender I say? I know that is not being very fair of me but still I am a dog and the king of this household after all.
Oh well doggone it what can a guy do but put up with her? I hear her coming - gotta run she is liable to go after my tail again.
Still life is good here - our owner is good to the both of us. Until the next time it is I, Andy, with the dog beat.
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