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Bye-Bye Bag

December 27th 2013 7:54 am
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There's a lil bye-bye bag. Only one. Not the one Daddy uses when he goes to the National Guard drill time thingy.

What is up?

Mommy is leavin! Who will feed Me? Who will let Me out and in and out and in...
Who will keep the wood stove goin so's that I won't freeze? Who will sleep with Me on the big bed?


Daddy is stayin home with Me and Tux! Daddy will do all those things that Mommy does. Mommy is goin to visit with Sissor and Miss Oula in Montana for a couple of days. Sissor only gotted Christmas day off since she hasn't worked on her new job very long and is still the lowest form of minion. So Mommy will take her pressies to her.
Maybe Mommy should take Her dirty clothes to Sissor's. Bol!

I will miss Mommy.

But! This is gonna be so good! Daddy will give me a bunch 'o breakfast and tons of cookies. We can go for super long walks. A bunch o' walks too. And I can stretch out on Mommy's side 'o the bed. And Mommy won't be here to holler at me to be quiet and I can bark as much as I want! And maybe I can get my own bowl 'o popcorn or at least sit in Daddy's lap and eat outta his big bowl!
And I will get to go outside the wire with Daddy alla time! And not look up at the window and see Mommy wringin her hands or waggin her finger at me and Daddy. Bol!

Have a good time Mommy. Don't worry 'bout a thing 'round here!

Now I can finally nab sum bites of Christmas ham!

Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

December 27th 2013 at 11:07 am

I'm sure you and your Daddy will have a great time together!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

December 27th 2013 at 12:03 pm

OMD!! P-A-W-T-Y at Zoe's pwace!!

Yeah, yur Mommy shood TOADAWWy take hur dirdy waundwies tu Sissor's pwace AN' hur shood also take a yeer's suppwy ob pocket wint - da giff dat keeps on gibbin'!!! BOLBOL :D
Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

December 27th 2013 at 5:07 pm

Hope your Mom has a safe trip!
All the treats you are going to enjoy!

Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

December 27th 2013 at 5:20 pm

You and daddy have a great time but be careful eating ham cause it can give pancreatitis!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

December 27th 2013 at 6:41 pm

yes, HD, I know. I never get Anything good to eat 'round here 'cause of you and those 3 french fries that made you so sick.
Bol! Don't worry, I know I won't get any ham. I did get sum bites of sweet taters though.

Mommy made it to Sissor's place. They are yakkin it up 'bout yarn and tea and stuff. Yawn
Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

December 28th 2013 at 7:09 am

Hope mommy has a pawsome time a sissor's and I know you will have fun with your daddy!
Barked by: Katie L

December 29th 2013 at 11:08 am

I don't know Zoe, nothing good every comes around when Mom leaves. That's why we never let her go anywhere. I wish you better with your Dad in charge.
Barked by: Jelly (Dogster Member)

December 29th 2013 at 2:43 pm

I hope your Mommy and Sissor have a good visit. Since you are Daddy's girl I know you are in good hands. Play up the cuteness and I have a feeling you will do really well!




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