October 28th 2013 11:02 am
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♫ Leave it! Leave it! When Mommy tells you to, just leave it! ♫
I am becomin so 'bedient it's gettin sicknin.
Lemme tell ya 'bout it.
This mornin, Me and Tux was outside sniffin 'round. Mommy had just opened up the chicken house door and was comin out of the chicken yard gate.
Tux was sniffin at sumfin. She thought it was sum of My cute lil poops. Tux likes to eat My poops. She always picks it up right away when she sees me poopin. So's that Tux don't eat it.
Mommy hollered for Tux to "leave it." He did.
Then I went over for a sniff too. It wasn't My poop. I put it in my mouth.
Mommy told me to "leave it."
And I did. I dropped the thing outta my mouth.
She got over there and saw that it was lil bitty dead mousie. Probly a cat had caught it and left it there.
She told us both to "leave it" while she went to get the pooper scooper stuff.
We did "leave it" the whole time. She scooped the lil bitty dead mousie and then we went back to the spot to sniff sum more. She told us we were good dogs. We got good cookies when we got back inside.
I don't know what is wrong with me, bein all 'bedient and junk.
*grabs his iPhone out of his secret pocket and starts dialing*
"Hewwo? Dis r da Dr. Phil Show??... Oh, gud. I speek wif him, pweeze? Shur, I r holdin'....Dr. Phil! Hi! It r me, Zaidie! Yeah, gud, weally gud! Bud I r kinda werried 'bout my fwiend, Zoe. Yeah, Zoe fwum Idunno! Eyewashes fur days! BOL! Yes, hur r SO cute! Anyfur, hur r bein' 'bedient an' junk dese days *moves his iPhone away from his ear as Dr. Phil screams, 'What???'* I kno' - I can nod bewiebe it, iber! Whut yu fink we shood du, Dr. Phil??? Hey! R Opwah dere wif yu???"
Did you get a WHOLE cookie for leaving it, or just crumbs??
What is happenin to me? Do you think I need sum kinda therapy?
Yes, Fizz, a whole cookie! A real good one!
I might be more 'bedient, but I'll never
Oh my dogness, Zoe. Now momma wants me to 'bedient just like you! Maybe I should start barking, too?!
Mom has always told me It Pays To Leave it!
Oh No Zoe! This could start a whole lot of trouble, this "bediant" stuff. Oh I can see it now, moms all over the world will start specktin their doggies to be "bediant" like you. Of course you will be famous and moms everywhere will start sending you fan mail and more cookies than you'll know what to do with. But..think of us doggies who have to live with those moms....wait, did I say more cookies than you'll know what to do with? I gotta go now Zoe, I gotta start practicin' how to be "bediant"
If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, it's too late in the game to PRETEND to be good because Ho-Ho knows when you have been naughty or nice ALL YEAR LONG! You might as well face the fact and go about being yourself. Grab that dead mousie and chomp away as you run from the humans who are trying to take your treat from you. Santa might look at this as saving your human from wasting food.
Zoe, I's thinking I need to go up Idunno and bark some sense into you - being bedient are no fun! And if my momma hears bout you being bedient, she might expect da same thing outta me.
Yeah, she might expect Whitley to evfur shut up!!!
And fur me to quit scratchin'!!
You's settin' a very bad precedent fur all us pups.....
Harley is right Zoe it pays good to "leave it" all 4 of us know that command, doesn't mean we are all very 'bedient!
you sure are being such a good girl
Zoe that is really impressive that you are so obedient especially since you had it in your mouth and dropped it out. Did you get a taste of it