September 2nd 2013 11:56 am
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Trapped. Trapped in my own home! Lemme tell you 'bout it.
Coupla days ago, Scissor was watering the grass in the backyard. I don't know what the big deal is, but she was so concerned about getting Every Little Spot watered. So, she set up a big ol' sprinkler so it was spraying all over one of my Bark Spots. But that wasn't enough for her! She also put one so it was shooting water on the back steps, so Tux and me couldn't even get to the yard! She left it there for hours, too. She kept trying to trick us into getting of the steps. She'd say in her excited voice, "Go on, pups! Now, while the sprinkler is facing the other direction. Go, go, go!" But I wasn't fooled! Nuh-uh, Scissor. No way I'm going out there to get my cute lil self all sprinkled on. Fiiinallyyy she moved it and I was able to get out. Man, I had to pee bad, and catch up on barking!
Aside from that, it's been pretty boring here. I bark at stuff, Scissor yells at me. I go outside, I come inside. I'm not getting nearly enough treats, but I'm sure Mother will make up for that when she gets back!
If you want to teach your sister a lesson, I would suggest filling a bucket with pee and making sure it gets
Perhaps blocking your sister's way with pee might be a good plan. I'm not "suggesting" it, but it might be the only way to get the humans to learn!
Gee, Zoe, I love sprinklers! Maybe I should come over and help you out!
OMD! Zoe, I fot yu wuz gonna say day yur pawents wuz twapped in dat Cowowado pwace in sum kinda snowstorm! Coco Wose or sumpup sed dat dere wuz tawk ob snows in Cowowados, bud my gess r dat YUR farm r nod wocated on sum kinda mountain, amiwite?
Hey, Zoe! Sissor spells hur name weerd! BOL :D
Oh no! I hate those sprinkler things too. Hopefully your Mommy will be home real soon to give you treats.
Oh I have never seen this thing called a sprinkler but it sounds pretty scary.
Sprinkler are fun! Specially when it's hot! Tux doesn't like sprinklers?!