August 26th 2013 7:56 am
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Yeah, Happy Birthday to my human Sissor. And you pups that have heard me bark 'bout her know she didn't get me nuthin. Shoot, maybe I should give her sum pocket lint. Anywho, have a furtastic birthday, Sissor! Really. I am bein sincere here.
I gotta be nice to her. I found out that Mommy and Daddy are gonna be leavin. Sissor is gonna pet-sit on us while they are gone. They are goin to My farm in Colorado. It's a quick trip, otherwise Mommy would like to drive down to visit with those pawsome pups:
Coco Rose and
That will have to be another time. Another trip when they have more time without havin so much scheduled to get done.
You pups 'member that when Daddy gets toadally tired from his job in a couple days or years, we are all gonna move to My farm in Colorado? The place needs Lots of cleanin up and it needs a house with a bathroom and it needs a fenced yard for us to keep safe from the critters that would like to eat us. It needs sum other stuff that I need to let Mommy and Daddy take care of afore I move there.
So I will stay home, takin care of stuff from OP Zoe. And I need to make a to-do list for Sissor. You know, so's she knows to feed me a ton of food lots of times a day. And to give me Great Big cookies efurrytime I go out and then come in. Not the lil crums that Mommy gives us. And I think Sissor should take me for a ride and get me a kiddie cone at the drive-in place. And a strawberry shake. And a burger. And fries! I don't think she knows 'bout the whole pantiesaretigthus tummy ache thing that we get from eatin greasy foods. Don't tell her!
Like I said, I need to be nice to Sissor. I may even let her write me a diary entry or two.
Happy Birthday Sissor.
Happy Birthday to Sissor!!!!
Happy Birthday to Sissor. Hope she takes good care of you and Tux and the kitties while your Mommy & Daddy are gone.
Thanks guys, I'll tell her what you said.
Yikes Duncan, I just hope she feeds us!
Hey all pals, Sissor just told me to tell you,
"yeah, whatever, thanks" for the birthday wishes.
Oh and then she says, and this is fur real sincere
Thank you for the birthday wishes.
BARK BARK BARK BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
I'm practicing so when Zoe, tux and Drover's humans comes to visit.
Um Coco, they aren't coming to visit us this trip, maybe next time so SHUT UP!!!!!
Keep up that barkin Coco R. Mommy Expects that to happen. She'd think sumfin was way wrong if she didn't hear barkin.
One of these times she'll stop by for a cup o' tea. And bring you pups sumfin good.
Tu Sissor on hur birfday:
♪ Habby Birfday tu yu!
Yur number r nod one hunnerd an' tu!
Yu'r giff-chawwenged, bud mostwy nice
An' yur fambly wuffs yu! ♪
Fink dat'll helb, Zoe???
Happy Birthday to the Sissor and many more!
Nice song Z-Pup
Happy barkday, Sissor!
She reads my diary pups, so she is seein all the nice things you are tellin her. And she Loved your song, Z.
She even said "thanks" to you all.
Politically speaking, I think you HAVE to do something for Sissor, for her Birthday. Otherwise, she may not feed you while your pawrents are gone. So I suggest being extra nice to her today, and then the day that your pawrents are due to come home, pee on the carpet.
Happy Birthday to Scissor! That cute little Zoe thinks you are the greatest scissor. Please take good care of that little schnauzer.
Does that help Zoe?
Happy Birthday Sissor!
P.S. Please don't let Zoe have any french fries!
Happy Birthday, Sissor!!
Should we gift wrap dat rat we killed and send it to her? That would make a great present! It oughta good and ripe by now!!
Happy Birthday Sissor!
May you take care of Zoe
Enjoy your birthday this day
Cuz all us pup owners know
Zoe loves you so much everyday
♥The Papillon Pack♥
Happy Birthday, Sissor. Perhaps you could find her some nice road kill as a gift? I saw a nice stinky beaver down by the river yesterday that I could send you to give her!
BOL! all you pups!
She wants you to keep your rats an' beavers and junk. But you are so thoughtful!
And HD, Do Not worry. You are the reason I don't get nuthin to eat 'round here but 'cept my kibble, my cookies and sumtimes fresh veggies or fruits.