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A surprise!

August 9th 2013 4:05 pm
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Good day for barkin today.
A guy delivered a load of firewood early this mornin. We had to stay inside but we barked it up, just the same.
And the guy had a lil dog that was wanderin 'round My place. From OP Zoe I saw that lil dog in My front yard! BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK etc. until she turned 'round and left.
Then after a long time, like a couple hours or sumfin, he came back with 'nother load of wood! We couldn't go outside until he was gone but we still barked him and his lil dog real good!

Then we was outside. Mommy had just opened up the big garage door. And who came drivin in?
Sissor!
And I was even Happy to see her. And Tux didn't try to bite her (like he wanted to when Brother was here).
Anywho, turns out Sissor is all done with her job groomin moose or whatever up in Jellystone. So now she will be here while she looks for a job that matches up with all the university classes she tooked. Don't never send her a text or email or nuthin with words spelled all rong and don't use that text language stuff. She will get mad at you. She uses complete sentences and correct grammer and punkuashun and other junk. And that is the kind job she wants. To read and correct other peeoples ritin boo boos.
Or maybe she could groom moose durin the winter. Takes a special kinda person to work at Jellystone in the winter. You can't get out! Well, not very often, at the Old Faithful place anyways.
Ok, enuf 'bout Sissor.

Daddy is still away. He is havin to be at AT in a dry, hot, dusty place. He's only had like one shower in the past week. Maybe this is why Mommy got him new sockies and undies. She told him to not even bring the old ones home!
He's really havin to ruff it. I don't think he can even read my diary entry. Can you 'magin, no internet to mess 'round on? Primitive.

Daddy will be headin home in 'bout a week or so. But it's good to have Sissor home. Now I have 'nother person to holler at me. :-/

 
Barked by: Meeko (Dogster Member)

August 9th 2013 at 7:02 pm

I am glad you Barked real good at that little doggie...I'd a done the same thing budddy.
Barked by: Little Man Mickey (Dogster Member)

August 9th 2013 at 7:20 pm

Great job barkin' Zoe hope sissor is nice to you while she is here!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

August 9th 2013 at 7:40 pm

BOL, Zoe, you always make me and Momma laugh!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

August 9th 2013 at 7:55 pm

I am toadally serious here Fizz.

Thanks for readin 'bout my lil corner of the world pups!
Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

August 9th 2013 at 9:29 pm

Zoe, you are a girl after my own heart! Well done my friend!
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

August 9th 2013 at 11:14 pm

Have fun with your sissor. I had a good barkin day too - I got to bark da FedEx dude.
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

August 9th 2013 at 11:20 pm

I barked him, too-- he got stereophonic barkin'!!!!!!!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

August 10th 2013 at 8:47 am

Did Sissor bwing any giffs fur yu an' Tux, 'sides pocket wint, I meen?? BOL!!! I bet hur WUFFS my command ob da Engwish wanguage an' gwammar an' junk.

An' gess whut!! I r on Twitter, too!! Did hur head 'splode yet??

 

Zoe


 

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