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She's mean at me

April 17th 2013 9:39 am
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Sorry Pals for not barkin for So long in my diary. I blame Mommy, my typist. I've got stuff to bark 'bout but she's in one of those moods. She even has a Grumpy Cat picture on her laptop background. It says sumfin like "I think I might be emotionally constipated. I haven't given a sh*t in days."

Plus we've had the "witer's bwock" as our pal Zaidie would put it.

And I have to live with this!
But I told Mommy to fix herself a nice cuppa and settle down to take sum dictation from Me. Our pal Fizzy even thought I was dead or sumfin since I hadn't barked in my diary in so long.

But I am ok! Even though Mommy has been mean at me. It is all her fault.
Lemme tell ya 'bout it.
You pups probly know that My laptop (ok, it's really Mommy's) is in Brother's room. He hasn't been here in a really long time. Wonder what happened to him. It's almost like he doesn't even live here anymore.
Hmm, oh, what I was sayin?
Right, and of the 3 bedrooms, it is the lil-est. It has a twin bed, a small desk and a bookshelf.
Well, Mommy moved the desk and bed, kinda swapped places. It is a win/win! She can see her computer screen without glare. I can sit on the bed and see out the window!
For sum reason, the bedroom is kinda echo-y.
When I let loose with a barkbarkbark it's good and loud and echo-y. Makes Mommy jump. That one nerve she woke up with? I get on it.
She even threw a pillow at me the other day. Didn't hurt or nuthin.
But she did tell me to "shut up".
That is sumfin she don't say very much. Oh yeah, she tells me to be quiet. Enough. Stop.
But she don't like to tell nobudy "shut up". 'Cept in real mergencies.
Didn't make me stop barkin of course. Nuthin can do that. And it's spring. Lots of goin's on in the field round my place. Plenty of stuff to bark at.

And there you have it. The reason I haven't been barkin in my diary.
It's my mean Mommy's fault.

I'll try to do a better job at keepin things up to date in my diary.

Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

April 17th 2013 at 9:47 am

well so glad to finally hear from you!! What is up with your Mommy being so mean to you, do we all need to come over there and bark at her...BOL
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

April 17th 2013 at 9:52 am

I dunno Petey. She wasn't socialized enuff or sumfin.
She is just downright grumpy most times.
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

April 17th 2013 at 9:56 am

Fanks fur da shout out, Zoe! eben doe it r nod unner da bestest ob circumstances.

My barkin' makes my Momma jump, tu, an' hur r always tellin' me dat hur habs one nerbe weft an' dat *I* r on it! 'Cept hur duz nod heer me barkin' when hur r in MN wike hur r now.

Hur r wookin' aftur 5 kidses (my 3 speshul kidses AN' my 2 step-kidses) AN' my 2 cuzins, Molly an' Maggie whu r 1 yeer old Habanese pubbies AN' Gwamma r dere, tu, an' Momma sez Gwamma r da most werk cuz hur r always 2 steps ahind whut r goin' on an' hur hearin' r NOD GUD an' hur r gwumpy cuz sum guy named Arthuwitis an' hims meen older brofur, Wheumatoid Arthuwitis r bisitin' an''...Momma can nod WATE tu ged home nexx Toosday an' hopes a snowstorm duz nod mess wif da plane's skedule :D OY BEY!!

Speekin' ob airpwanes, I r sowwy fur hijackin' yur diawy entwy, Zoe!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

April 17th 2013 at 10:06 am

Love it Z! Hijack away!
You make us LOL and BOL and we need that!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

April 17th 2013 at 11:05 am

Aw Mrs Zoe, don't be mean to Zoe! Although maybe Momma giggled when you threw a pillow at her...Momma's done that to me. Us schnauzers just can't help ourselves!!
Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

April 17th 2013 at 1:20 pm

You know Zoe, sometimes those humans get in a mood and we have no choice but to put up with it!

Hope your Mom is nicer to you!

Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

April 17th 2013 at 1:25 pm

She is bein nicer now. She didn't even gouge out my eyes when she picked my eye boogies a lil while ago. :-)

And Daddy will be home from work soon. He is Nice to me.
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

April 17th 2013 at 1:47 pm

My Mummy told me to shut up a few days ago cos I was barking at the fire. Maybe we should lock your Mummy and my Mummy in that room together and let them be grumpy together.....................
Barked by: Sammie (Dogster Member)

April 17th 2013 at 3:03 pm

Me and Sophie get "SHUT UP" all the time!!! But dem iz jus mess'n with r heads...So we keep bark'n all the time!!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

April 17th 2013 at 3:25 pm

Cleo, you were barkin at Fire! Hello! We know that is dang-r-oos! No wonder you were barkin at it! Red alert!

Sammie Grrl! Long time no bark from you!
Yeah, they holler: SHUD UP! We hear: blah, blah, blah.
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

April 17th 2013 at 10:27 pm

My momma tells me to shut up all da time. Specially today since she had a "headache."

I just keep on barking.
Barked by: Drei Snarky Schnauzers (Dogster Member)

April 18th 2013 at 2:55 am

Glad you got your Mom under control for a little bit Zoe, good luck with that hope you keep on Barkin'...but don't forget to duck!BOL
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

April 18th 2013 at 6:02 am

Mom, I gonna go to Zoe's house so she can teach me to barkbarkbarkbark!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

April 18th 2013 at 6:38 am

Whit, the barkin is probly the cause of the headache, no?

Snarkys, quack, quack, quack!

HD, are you really Sure you aren't a Basenji in a Schnauzer suit?
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

April 18th 2013 at 10:50 am

Mum tells me to be a quiet boy all the time. Doesn't work, but she keeps saying it.
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

April 18th 2013 at 11:31 am

Indeed, Duncan. We must keep on barkin, mustn't we?
Barked by: Rudy (Dogster Member)

April 23rd 2013 at 5:57 pm

Mommy has said those bad words to me too! Tsk tsk, Mommies, don't they know we gots to warn about intruders, pests, kids, bikes, skateboards, delivery men, and VERMIN!!!!???
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

April 23rd 2013 at 6:53 pm

Zoe - let it roll off your back those words. We are told to Shut UP and then it turns into SHUTTHEHE!LUPRIGHTNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don't have to worry about that word either, just don't make eye contact and keep barking!

Bark on Zoe!




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