June 24th 2012 8:08 am
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You pups know we get up early 'round My place. We get up and then us dogs eat breakfast and nap for awhile. Well, I have no idea what the boy dogs do. I get up when it's time to eat. They get up way before I do.
This morning, Me and Daddy slept in. I got up for breakfast but Daddy stayed in bed. He deserves some sleep-in time.
We went out to potty and Mommy was scoopin poopie. A lady jogger was a-comin. Gotta bark at her! Plenty o' bark time 'cause she wasn't movin very fast.
After that, we went inside. Hmm, Daddy was up then.
Anywho, this day the folks talked for a bit and then went out to do yard work. Early o'clock. Mommy and Daddy were pullin weeds out in the chicken yard. We were messing round in our yard.
It got stinkin hot here yesterday. That's why we went out early to do our outside stuff. Then I helped Daddy set up our AC unit. We will be able to stay cool later today.
Oh and this is funny. One of Mommy's hands has been hurtin. Hurtin enough to go to the clinic. Now she has sum medicine to take for a few days. It's called PregnantZone or sumfin. Don't worry, I am not gonna be gettin any of them little baby humans round My place. Anyways, the medicine don't taste good. Even tryin to swallow it real fast still leaves an icky taste in Mommy's mouth. She said maybe she should wrap the pills in cheese like she does when one of us dogs has to take medicine pills.
So ha ha on Mommy. Now she knows what it is like for us pups.
Be cool today pups!
I would suggest, if your Mommy hasn't already done so, to get one of those elactic type wrist bandages. Mommy's hand hurts sometimes due to carpal tunnel, and that usually fixes it. She can wear it at night if she has things to do during the day. It always helped my Mommy. She seldom wears it anymore--just when it starts hurting again.
PwegnantZone? BOLBOLBOL :D
Zoe, I fink yu shood hide dat med'cine anywayz. Lil' hoomans may dwop wotza fudz an' junk, bud dem r also weally gud at takin' 'ttenshun 'way fwum us pupses. Yu hab beened warnded, my cute lil' Schnauzie fwiend :D
Thank goodness for AC, huh Zoe! Hope your mom's hand feels better soon. (Have her take some ice cream or chocolate right after she swallows her pill. Kinda like ♫just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down...in the most delightful way.♫)
Big Dog, yep, she came home with a big ol' black wrist splint thing for the carpal tunnels. And they told her to stop usin the computer so much. And to stop crochetin! :-0 Ain't no way!
Z, the only lil humans we will get is whenever the self-proclaimed nerdy/geeky Brother and Sissor ever find sumone to marry and have little urchins. Bol!
Doo, great idea! She drank some milk this morning but I think she will love the ice cream idea. She has this addiction thing.
Momma goes to the doctor because her hand is hurting.
The doctor takes one look at momma and says...
Yep, you’re pregnant...
Take two of these as needed and come back in 6 months...
Oops, sorry I thought this was the Humor division for Reader's Digest - BOL, BOL.
BOL, Coco Rose!
Zoe, hope your Mommy's hand is feelin' better soon!
Make sure to get some of dat cheese if your momma does wrap da pills in it!
Whew! I was worried for ya fur a second! Da human babies take up WAY too much of MY time and attention! Do you know I actually have to sleep on a dog bed now?!
whoa...for a minute there I thought there was going to be an addition to the family...BOL