November 30th 2005 12:58 am
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Hey Santa,

Here's my christmas list!

- A Cat Torture Device (a water pistol should do!)
- Eau de Foux Peu - my favourite scent, to attract the laydeez
- Peanut Butter Flavour Water
- A BIG Bone!

Mum has made me promise toleave your cookies & milk this year, and I promise I won't chase off the erindeer either!

Elliot von Smeliot - *Ruff*