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Diary Of An Elliot Terrier


May 15th 2006 11:07 am
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Woah - ain't updated in a while. Bin' busy, ya know? I am now an AGILITY DOG. I am lovin' every minute, and makin' mam proud of me. My favourite is definitely the tunnel, I could just run through that thing all day every day.

Apart from agility, I 'ave been practicing being a GOOD BOY. I'm gettin' there, eventually... one day I might be classed as good as my big sis' Asha. Mam says there's still a few 'wrinkles to iron out' - can't think what she means, though I know it winds her up that I keep headbutting my way through the door gate to get to the bin/food/litterboxes/toilet. But what does she expect? I'm a boy dog!

Oh, this is a good one...

Asha walked into a bar and said
"Can I have a..............

.......Vodka & Coke, please?"

The barman replied....

"Why the big paws?"

Get it? Cracks me up every time!

Oh, and this week I 'ave bin mostly very busy with my website.

The Honourable and Very Much Adored Elliot von Smelliot Esq.


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