Bodie's Life

The Dangler

Well pals, it looks like I am worm free! Mom caught on to my act though, and figured out that I could still find a way into Madison's litter box, even with the cute privacy wall mom put up for her.
Well, it's really blocked off now, no way am I getting in there anymore! That stuff really gave me a belly ache anyway.
So get this! I had a very upsetting and embarrassing incident this morning. I'm usually very good about making my nuggets outside, but for some reason I REALLY had to go this morning and mom was still asleep. I made some sounds for her to get up, I don't think she heard me. So what's a dog to do? Well, I went and did my business right in the living room! I left behind two little nuggets for mom to wake up to.
But that wasn't the big deal. The BIG deal came after. I felt so funny after I went number two on the floor, something was hanging from my fanny! I ran upstairs and it chased me!
I cried and cried, mom heard me but she just couldn't wake up. She thought I heard another dog outside or something and didn't think it was a big deal. I never carry on in the morning. When I realized there was no hope of getting mom out of bed, I went under the bed, and didn't come out for hours.
Dad came home at 12:30, and I didn't even greet him at the door. They tried to coax me out with my cookies. They tried to trick me by ringing the door bell. But I wouldn't come out.
Mom came upstairs with a cookie and laid it on the floor, ahhh, I couldn't resist! I came out far enough to reach the cookie, and just like that, mom scooped me up.
Mom carried me downstairs and put me down thinking I would be very excited to join dad outside. I wasn't very happy to be standing up on my own. That thing was still there, hanging from my fanny and mom didn't even see it! What the dog!!! I dragged my fanny all over the floor, scoot scoot scoot! Finally, I got her attention!
Mom put me out on the sidewalk by dad, scoot scoot scoot on the sidewalk. Now she looks at my bum!
There it was, a dangling turd, hanging by a long blonde hair from my fanny.
Dad grabbed a tissue and pulled that dangler right off of me! And I was my normal happy self again.
That wasn't the first time I had danglers, and it's all moms fault. It's her hair! Some of you might even remember the story about my cat sister Madison and her dangler. It scared the cats out of her, she jumped SO high in the air thinking that something was chasing her.
So, mom promised to wake up if I ever ask her to again. Thank goodness for that, I don't ever want to go through that again!