Nicknames: DoodleBug, Doodle-oodle-oodles, SirSnuggle, Dex, Fuzzy Puppy, Bugs, BugaBOoooo, DestructoDog, oozeyboy, Sly, little punk, Doodles, Small Doodles, Come here Dexter, Sit Dexter, No Dexter, No Bite Dexter (you get the point..) Doggie Dynamics:
Things destroyed: candle, shoe box, Bullets football (the HORROR), blanket, daddy's birthday present, three cell phones, 4 pairs of shoes, 1 garbage can.. I know I'm missing something...
So, I'm a little weird..: When I sleep, I need to be in one of two places.. with my nose in daddy's armpit, or chewing on mommy's hair... It's my thing.. can't explain it.
AnimaLympix Events: Brother Tracking, Poop Surfing, Poo-Jitsu, Kung-Pew, Utter Adorableness, Carpet Shredding, Crate Escaping, Crotch Sniffing, Nut nudging, Free-range snacking, food stealing, paper shredding, pigeon pouncing, sock stealing, swimming, digging, Human Body Slam, Nose Doodling, Figure Scooting.
Thank you!: Thank you Daisy and Bullet's Mom for this wonderful video
1) I am the friendliest dog in the house. I like children, dogs, cats, birds, bunnies, ferrets. I will mother ANYTHING. I blame Mommy. She had me neutered too early.
2) I am the best cuddler in the house. I conform to whatever position you're in. Mom likens me to a memory foam mattress...
3) My favorite food is salmon. I will eat salmon any way I can get it. Cooked, Lox, sushi, sashimi, in cream cheese, salmon loaf.. anything.
4) My favorite spot in the house is in the Bay window. You can find either me or Lyfe there at all times.
5) I am the most ginger of my brothers. Despite being 90 pounds of muscle and the size of a small pony, I can sneak up behind anyone, and rarely make any noise while jumping on or off things. I can even climb on mommy's lap without her noticing most of the time.
6) I love water. During the winter, mommy fills up the bathtub for me to play in!
7) I am afraid of thunder. I pull Mommy's pillows out of her pillowcases and hide in there during storms.
How do I get upgraded to the 'primo' spot on the bed? You know, the one where I can share a pillow with my Mommy without getting ever so rudely bumped, pushed and tossed out of the way? Night after night, I attempt to GI Lyfe up the bed, but always meet the business ends of two of my brothers. How can I squeeeeze my tushie in there and get the most awesome of awesome spots?
Respectfully,
Lyfe of the party
Dear My Moron Brother -
You should accept the fact that you will NEVER get that spot. Acceptance is key. It is Mine. I have my own pillow, and have slept on it since I was a pup, a pillow so fabulous even Bullet dare not lay his fuzzy face on it.
You are met with my business end, as well as Ben's, because the one and only time we did allow you to share our spots, we BOTH ended up falling to the floor, Ben on top of Daddy, me on top of Mommy. I will NEVER allow it to happen again. Your best bet is to accept the fact that you get to sleep with my rumpus as your pillow, and learn to love it.
Dogster Obsessions: The Starter Kit for Dogs by Wildebeest
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