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4-20-06

According to my peeps, i am still quite gassy, but i think its all in thier noses. i can't smell a thing! But, i gotta tell ya, having the "turkey's revenge" certainly got me out of getting my toenails clipped the other day, momma said that she just couldn't do that to the groomer. Do what??? i don't get it, but thats what she said.
i have been so busy, i have dug a bunch- o- holes in the flower beds and hidden my bones in them. The down side to this is that momma has found them too, only she puts my poo in them. there i am, minding my own biz, thinking "i want a little snack" so i innocently wander over to my larder, to find it FILLED WITH POO!!!! how could she do this to me?? what is her freakin' problem man??? i leave her fridge alone... well pretty much, at least i don't put poo in it. That woman has issues. She even thinks that behavior such as hers is quite funny. i am thinking of a hienous way to get her back. i am confidant that something will come to me.