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Buy me an Igloo---PLEASE

April 30th 2014 10:08 am
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I'd like to thank Dogster HQ for choosing my diary as a diary pick today. I also want to conpawtulate my pal, Ella for also being a diary pick. I have some sad news to share about my pal, Spuds Potato Head who passed over the bridge. Spuds, you will be missed, and my prayers go out to you and your family. I want to thank Walker and family for the balloons. I also want to thank Mr. Jack Freckles Sir-Licks-A-Lot who also sent balloons. Now that I have 3 sets of balloons, I can do a great job of spying on the birds. Thanks to Hershey and Van Winkle for the blue ribbon they sent me today!

There is a large igloo for sale in Anchorage, Alaska. Imagine living in a cool place like Alaska! Living in an igloo in Alaska would be paradise for a husky. I am hoping to persuade my human to buy it. Maybe if I tell her it is in Florida, I could get her to go for it. Here is the link so you can see it:

http://news.yahoo.com/landmark-urethane-igloo-alaska-sale-20 2034690.ht

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Wants an Igloo)

 

April 29th 2014 8:36 am
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Finally, I am able to get past the opening page of dogster which is why I haven't been writing lately. I thought maybe it was fleas and birds causing mayhem at dogster HQ. However, I am using a different browser so, this time, the problem might have been from my end of the Internet.

I want to thank Hershey and Winkie for sending me the cool balloons on my page. Since they are filled with helium, I plan to use them to fly up around the trees and do some espionage on the birds around here. I'm sure they are up to no good as usual. It is such an honor to be a spy for the DIBA (Dogs Against Birds Agency). It is a top secret organization, but I know I can trust my pals on dogster to keep my secret.

I want to let my pals know that my Mommy recently ordered us some treats from A Pawfect Dog which is a bakery and store run by my pals, Chance, Titan, and Destiny. I think their humans help with the business, but I'm sure that the dogs are the ones in charge of making all the important decisions. The treats are spectacular, and I am not getting any kind of gratuity for this endorsement so if you want to try a delicious treat made with love, here is the link:
http://www.apawfectdog.com/

I hope to be writing more often in the future now that I can get past the opening page of dogster!

Demon Flash Bandit (Bird Spy)

 

I've Got a Treat Order for the Bunny

April 23rd 2014 7:00 pm
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I enjoyed Easter so much that I have been looking in the yard for a bunny so that I can order some more treats. Those bunnies really know how to make a dog happy!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loved Easter)

 

My Easter!

April 20th 2014 9:41 pm
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I'd like to thank the family of Jenny, Milo, Hobo, and Luna for the lovely egg they sent me.

I hope everyone had a nice Easter. Angel Zoom Smokey and myself had a good one. Mommy decided to let us celebrate with peanut butter. I'm not talking about a little bit of peanut butter, but A LOT of it. It was our big Easter treat that the nice bunny left for us. I was a bit miffed because Mommy didn't buy us a new toy or toyS, but she has a stupid excuse. She rented a storage unit and had the back of the truck filled with things to put into the unit on Friday, and she couldn't unload the stuff because the place is only open during office hours, and Friday was a holiday so they were closed. Since the truck was full, she isn't going to go to the store until tomorrow when the stuff is gone. I don't accept this excuse since she should have bought the toys in advance. On the other paw, I have made her feel so guilty that I'm sure we will get even better stuff because it is late. We had Chinese food for dinner. Angel Zoom Smokey was ready to eat from Mommy's plate. Angel is very helpful like that. I hope everyone had a nice Easter!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Enjoys Easter)

 

Every Dog Should Have His Day in Court!

April 18th 2014 9:43 am
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Conpawtulations to my pal, Anya, for being chosen as a diary pick today!

I want to share a bit of good news with my fellow dogs. There is a German Shepherd dog in New Jersey named IV Griner, who has been summoned for jury duty. Some of the humans are trying to claim that it was a typographical error because the clerk thought that IV was the first name, However, this dog is not fooled. You know it was intentional because even some of the humans know that dogs would be better jurors than the humans. In fact, we have the added ability to "sniff" out the truth. If I get a summons, you can be sure this dog will do my civic duty and report for jury duty as long as I'm not the president at the time. I am going to share the site so you can see it for yourself:

http://nottheworstnews.com/2014/04/16/breaking- dog-summonsed-to-jury-duty-does-this-mean-dogs-may-decide-wh ether-you-are-guilty-of-clicking-on-too-many-dog-stories/


Demon Flash Bandit (Dogs Should Have Their Day in Court!)

 

Birds Fly: Dogs Don't

April 16th 2014 9:12 am
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I ran across a piece of news today from Louisiana of which this dog approves. If a dog is to ride in the back of a pick-up truck on the Interstate highway, the dog has to be secured so he can't go flying out of the truck. We are not birds and should not be flying. As far as I'm concerned, this should be common sense thinking, but when dealing with the humans, you can never be too careful. They aren't smart like us dogs. Here is the link for those who want to read more about it:

https://mail.google.com/mail/?pli=1#inbox/1456ad0d033 71190

 

Public Service Announcement

April 13th 2014 8:25 am
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I see that the big news on the Internet is that there is a new virus affecting computers called the heartbleed virus. This is similar to the heartworm virus that has been annoying dogs for years. As a public service, I am going to tell you how to avoid this virus. Don't let your computer play or eat other computer's poop. I know this is common sense, but so many computers do as they please and don't listen to their humans--very much like us dogs. LOL Also, avoid contact with mosquitos, flies, and birds. Basically, if it flies, keep it away from your computer. With these guidelines, you should have no problem with the new virus. I'm sure some of those computer people will start talking about "virus protection", but if you follow my common sense rules, you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

Demon Flash Bandit (Public Service Announcement)

 

MY DINGO BONE

April 11th 2014 10:18 am
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Thanks to dogster for choosing my diary as a diary pick today!!! I also want to thank Hershey and Van Winkle for the blue ribbon they sent me a couple of days ago, and I loved the dingo bones Mr. Jack Freckles-Sir Licks a Lot sent me. I'm still trying to figure out how to get them out of the computer. Thanks for sending bones to me too. It is always nice to get on the computer and see new bones being given to me by my pals. I want to conpawtulate my pal, Buddy, who is also a diary pick today so I'm in good company!

For those of you who are wondering what I've been doing since my last diary entry, I am going to tell you. Who am I kidding? I'm sure all the dogs are wondering what I've been doing. Mommy got us a new dingo bone last night which is called a dental mega bone. Angel Zoom Smokey proceeded to eat hers immediately, and she said it was delicious. I am still carrying mine with me everywhere. I believe that a good bone is best savored. I make sure Angel sees me with and. I lick it and smell it and then I guard it. Annoying Angel is almost as much fun as eating the bone. I'm sure the dogs who aren't "only" dogs know what I mean. When you get a treat and can torment your fellow dog with that treat, life is good!!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog With Bone)

 

I'm an Inspirational Dog

April 9th 2014 10:10 am
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Once again, I have been given the honor of being chosen as a diary pick. I have to attribute my many honors due to my howlingly good looks, and to writing a diary that barks information that is crucial to the life of dogs. For example, my last diary entry covered the story of my horrible neglect that Angel got a new collar while I did not. Some dogs would have just taken such abuse, but I managed to get myself out of the old collar so the humans would have to buy me a new one. I have been told by many dogs who read my diary entries that I have been an inspiration in their lives. One dog told me that he was hungry and wanted some human food. He read my entry about counter surfing and helped himself. The steak was good, and he was quite sure the humans were okay with the hot dogs they had to eat. After all, he is the family dog, and as such, deserved the steak. Obviously, they didn't eat his kibble. Anyway, thanks to the dogs at dogster for choosing my diary as a diary pick today. Rest assured, I will continue to inspire dogs everywhere to properly train their humans!

Demon Flash Bandit (Inspirational Dog)

 

Time for a New Collar

April 7th 2014 10:19 am
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I was promised a new collar after the incident in which Angel Zoom Smokey got a new collar and I was NEGLECTED!!! Mommy promised to get me a new one too, but it had been 3 whole days and she had not gotten to the pet store to get my new collar. Therefore, I had to take matters into my own paws, and I managed to get out of the collar I had for years. The humans still don't know how I managed it, but they saw me do it. Mommy should know better. Many years ago, she tried to put a rabbit leash on Flash the bunny (my first pet), and he ran through the house making noise (which is every unusual for a rabbit) and he got the leash off all by himself. He told me his secret in case I ever needed such knowledge. Anyway, Mommy got her tail to the pet store, and got me a new collar. I like it. It is leather and Angel said it smells like a dead animal. I'm hoping it is a dead bird! Sometimes if a dog wants something done, he has to make the humans do it.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Has a New Collar)

 
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