Adventures of a lead dog

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I'm Back!!!

March 20th 2014 2:10 pm
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I'm back, but when I come back, it is a lot nicer than when that nasty shark comes back. At least I think that is the movie that line was from. I have to admit that I have never watched any of those shark movies. I have enough problems dealing with the evil birds. I don't want to even think about killer fish!

By the way, Angel Zoom Smokey appreciated all her birthday wishes and gifts. She had a wonderful wolfday and so did I since I get the same stuff she gets. She is now 7 years old so I told her she isn't a puppy anymore and should quit acting like one. I doubt that she will ever act her age. I also have an update on her vet visit. When Mommy took her back to the vet, the bladder infection is gone, but there were a few crystals in her pee so the dr. wants Mommy to have it checked again in a couple of weeks. I think she is okay. It is possible that she might just need a change of diet which means that I can eat her chicken.LOL

I have to go now, but I am glad to be back, and I'm glad dogster did not shut down our barking!

Demon Flash Bandit (I'm Back)

 

No Salad Please!

March 9th 2014 7:02 pm
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Angel Zoom Smokey is mad at Wendys restaurant. Don't get me wrong....we both love their hamburgers. However, Mommy stopped at drive-thru and got herself a salad. Mommy did not like the salad because the salad had bleu cheese, and Mommy had never had bleu cheese before which was a good thing because she hated it. Therefore, she offered the cheese to Angel. She knew I wouldn't eat it. I'm not big on trying new tastes. Angel Zoom Smokey would not even try it. I'm glad that she didn't. She said that she is not eating any cheese that looks like mold. Yes, dogs, it is truly disgusting looking. I still don't understand how the humans can pull up to a restaurant that serves hamburgers and order salad. I can guarantee no dog would order a salad!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who is not Fond of salads)

 

Wonderful Winter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

March 2nd 2014 7:54 am
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Wow, I am able to get on dogster on the first try today. The birds running AT&T must be sleeping. I know some of you might say (not the dogs reading this, but their humans), "Demon, aren't you a bit too mean to the birds?". I don't think I am being mean at all. What is so bad about wishing the birds have a good rest? I'm a doggy sweetheart!

My human is making no sense to me. She isn't getting on the computer as much, and she just seems to want to sit around watching television. I've even heard her say that the bears are far more intelligent than they are given credit for because they hibernate all winter. This means that Yogi must be an absolute genius because he is "smarter than the average bear". Anywho, this does not make sense to me. Being a husky, I have thought that this is the first wonderful winter we have had in years. Most of the recent winters have been mild which really annoyed me. I have been petitioning Mother Nature to get with the program and send a dog the kind of winter he wants! I finally get Mother Nature to send us the kind of winter Michigan is supposed to have and what happens-my human is unhappy. She is talking about Florida again. I have written about Florida in the past. I've been to Pensacola, and that state is quite deceptive in its advertising. I saw the white "sand" beach from the car, and imagine my disappointment when I discovered that it was not snow at all, but sand. In addition, it is not cool sand, but sand that has been sitting out in the sun! Daddy enjoyed the Navel Museum, but I think Alaska would have been a more interesting vacation spot. Of course, the humans did not ask my opinion, and I was too busy happily jumping into the car to accompany them that I did not ask any questions. Mommy can't wait for spring to arrive which brings me to my point. My humans are stupid. The only smart thing they have done in their entire lives was getting me, but I do love them for that.

Demon Flash Bandit (Enjoying Wonderful Weather)

 

Dog Show Winner

February 24th 2014 3:27 pm
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I have been having trouble getting onto dogster lately. I can only assume that the site has been busy with all the dogs trying to get all their information. In addition, my Internet service has been having problems because, evidently, AT&T is run by birds!

I want to let everyone know that a Wire Fox Terrier named Sky was the best in show. As usual, I was doing the dogs in the show a favor in not showing up. If I had been there, they wouldn't have had a chance. Actually, I'm only kidding. Do you know they expect dogs to behave at the show? That would count me out immediately. I'm a good dog, but I don't like to follow instructions from the humans. I think I should be the one giving the orders!

Demon Flash Bandit (Good Dog!)

 

Bones

February 5th 2014 7:30 am
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Mommy and I have just finished watching the sixth season of the television show, Bones. I think this show makes no sense. There are always bones on the show, but seldom any dogs to eat the bones. I think that a lot of time and money could be saved among the humans if they just let the dogs eat the "evidence" and then they could all go home early. I, for one, would enjoy watching dogs eat bones and I think it would be an interesting program!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Bones)

 

Local Groundhog, Woody, Agrees With Phil from Pennsylvania

February 2nd 2014 2:27 pm
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Our local groundhog, the official Michigan groundhog, who lives at the Howell Nature Center is named Woody. He agrees with that Phil grounddude in Pennsylvania. I'm delighted that we are going to have 6 more weeks of winter, but my humans are not happy with the prediction. I say a dog can't argue with the groundhog particularly if the dog likes what he says.

Demon Flash Bandit (Delighted With Prediction)

 

"They Can Take Dogster, But They Can't Stop Us From Barking"

February 1st 2014 10:54 am
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Conpawtulations to my pals, Zoe and Biscuit for being chosen as diary picks today. I knew I wouldn't be chosen since I suggested the we dogs sue HQ for breach of contract because we will lose our "forever" gifts. They know that one look at our cute doggy faces would have the judge immediately rule in our favor!

There isn't much going on around here. Angel Zoom Smokey had to go to the vet and get some antibiotics. She has a bladder infection, but is doing good. She doesn't even seem to be feeling bad. I'm really going to miss barking to my pals, but I plan to keep in touch. "They can take dogster, but they can't stop us from barking"...quote from Braveheart.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog)

 

Sad Dog

January 30th 2014 12:23 pm
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I'd like to thank Whitley for the snowflake, and Coco Rose and Puffy for the heart. I think Whitley should look into a class action dog suit against dogster because it seems to me that when you purchase certain gifts, they are "forever" gifts, and forever means that the gifts are supposed to be there for eternity. How can they delete our profiles and diaries and break that promise? It seems we could at least go after them for breach of contract. The only thing I can add for the humans at dogster HQ is: Bad Humans!!! Bad Humans!!!

I tried to write yesterday, but could not get the diary to show up so I could write. I am really going to miss all my pals on here. I've had a blog for years, but the blogs are different that dogster. Dogster was a place where we dogs could come and hang out and enjoy time with other dogs. I, for one, am going to miss coming here. It is such a shame that so many businesses can't look beyond the bottom line. I suspect that is why so many of them go under eventually. However, there is no need to whine about dogster going under because this dog will move on, and I will try to keep in touch with the many pals I made on this site. My blog is www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com and my human's email address is donnastansberry@gmail.com

Demon Flash Bandit (Sad Dog)

 

I'm a Very Sad Dog

January 26th 2014 8:28 pm
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Conpawtulations to my pal, Mr. Cutter who was a diary pick today! I also want to thank Raja for the heart on my page, and Zoe for the blue ribbon. Thanks to all the pups who sent me such wonderful gifts!!!

I have a bunch of stuff to bark about, but if you want to continue reading what I have to say, go to www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com I am so sad that dogster is dropping the community that I really don't feel like writing much today since dogster is just going to erase it all anyway. Dogster HQ, it would be nice if you changed your mind, but I doubt that you will.

Demon Flash Bandit (Sad Dog)

 

Birds are Running Dogster!!!!!

January 25th 2014 10:20 am
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The reason I have not written a diary lately is because Mommy called AT#&T to upgrade to a faster Internet service. They putit up the next day. This was a problem because the new modem had not had time to arrive. In fact, after more than a week, it still hasnot arrived in the mail. We were without Internet for several days, and even lost the landline telephone for a day!

I would like to conpawutulate my pal, Zoe, for being a diary pick today. I also want to thank Dogster for choosing my diary as a diary pick today!

I have not written since the sad announcement by dogster HQ that the community area will be shut down. I find this very sad, but it does prove my point that birds have taken over HQ--as I've suggested in past diaries. Who but a bird brain would shut down the one aspect of dogster that we dogs actually loved. Even my humans are upset over dogster demise, and I use the word demise because ifSayMedia thinks they will receive more advertising revenue when most dogs don't come to the site anymore, they have even smaller brains than birds. Since advertisers base the amount they are willing to pay on how many views the site attracts, I think they will be doing good to get a nickel an ad! I get so sick of reading about how people &companies have to have a "brand" identity. It seems to me that dogster was the best community on the net. I've made many pals that I hope I can continue to be friends with after dogster is no more. I do appreciate all the good times, but I feel like HQ hAs bitten us in the heart. Many of us dogs have spent many hours adding content to the site (without pay I might add)and much of that content is why the people come back to this site. My humans seldom read the magazine section because we are too busy getting in touch with our pals. It is really a sad day because, if Say Media does discover its mistake, once the profiles and diaries are deleted, I don't think most of the humans will want to come back on here and repost our stuff. My Mommy has recommended dogster to strangers with dogs. I guarantee that she won't be recommending to any one in the future. You can continue to read my adventures at:

demonflashbandit.blogspot.vom

I would encourage all of my pals to go to BlogSpot and sign up for a FREE place to blog. by the way, I have an email address for my mail, and it is at demonflashbandit@gmail.com Please stay in touch. I hate the idea of losing so many of my good pals!

If only dogster were run by dogs instead of humans, this would have never happened. Letting the birds take over was a big mistake which I think the humans at SAyMedia will be kicking themselves over in the near future!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Taken Over by Birds)

 
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