Adventures of a lead dog

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Has Anyone seen Blue--a Siberian husky who is missing from- his home?

October 5th 2007 8:18 am
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I have a serious topic today. A Siberian husky named Blue has been missing from Brighton, Michigan since May 8, 2007 which means his Mommy has been searching for him for almost 5 months. There is a reward for his safe return. He is one of my Dogster pals so if you want to see what he looks like, check out my pal pages. He could be anywhere; but, from past sightings, he is probably somewhere around Fenton, MI or Milford, MI, but of course, he could be much farther away by now. His owner's name is Sharon, and she can be contacted at 313 550-6095. If you think you see Blue, please contact her IMMEDIATELY. Thanks for any help you might be able to give Blue. I would love to see him back with his family. I know his Mommy is so worried about him.

I sure hope Blue is found soon. I'd hate to be away from my human family. If I were lost, MOmmy would check out Burger King and Arbys. A dog has to eat, doesn't he? Last night Mommy got me some "cream filled" cookies at Petco. Angel and I finished off a small bag of them. Mommy should have bought a big bag. I'll have to tell her to get a bigger bag next time.

There isn't a lot going on around here. I would write another cool song or poem about Angel, but she is such a cry baby.

I hope every dog has a nice weekend. Please pray that Blue is returned to his family.

Demon Flash Bandit (News Anchor of the Day)

 

I'm tired of the puppy slapping

October 4th 2007 10:08 am
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After being puppy slapped about a million and a half times by Angel Zoom Smokey, I wrote a touching song about her in my diary entry. She got so insulted and whined so much that I'm stating, for the record, that it was a joke. Angel is not to be given away--not free and not even for a price. Mommy likes her. It was only a joke which I thought (still do ) was absolutely hilarious. Angel, Mommy and Jeff thought it was tasteless. Let me see how tasteless they will think it is after Angel has puppy slapped them a million and a half times.

Mommy stayed home yesterday, but Jeff once again took off with friends, They went to see a movie, and they didn't take me. I am getting very annoyed with them.

I'll make this diary entry short. I hope all you dogs out there are getting enough milkbones.

Demon Flash BAndit (The Dog who Angel mis-treats)

 

I Write the Songs that Make the Doggies Smile

October 3rd 2007 11:10 am
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I'm sure most of you are familiar with that song, How Much is that Doggie in the Window? I have used the same tune, but I've changed the lyrics to honor my family member, Angel Zoom Smokey. Angel, this one is for you, dedicated to you, and about you:

How much is that puppy in the window?
The one who just puppy slapped me
How much is that puppy in the window?
I found out that puppy is free.
Hurry and don't tell MOmmy.

I don't know about the rest of you, but those lyrics brought tears to my eyes. The sentiment is so touching. It just makes a dog want to cry at how wonderful our lives really are. Angel, see what happens when you puppy slap the lead dog. This song is for you.

Demon Flash Bandit (Songwriter)

 

Translation of what "little dogs" are actually saying

October 2nd 2007 9:29 am
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Another day, another milk bone--words to live by. I hope all of you out there get enough milkbone. Mommy has a friend with a dachshund which is always on a diet. She isn't allowed to have any treats whatsoever. Mommy thinks it might be better to give her treats because she is always sneaking treats. The ones she is sneaking probably have a lot more calories. I don't unerstand this whole dieting issue, but then, I don't have a weight problem. I really don't care what size the humans are so I don't know why they get so flaky about it. You don't see dogs worrying about whether they should eat something or not due to amount of calories it contains. I've never once seen a dog worried about his size unless it is one of those "little yappy dogs", and they want to be bigger--what do you think they are yapping about? I will translate their yaps for you humans who are their companions. They are saying:

1. Take me to a Vet whose specialty is making dogs grow


.

2. Please don't step on me.

3. Please don't let the big dogs eat me as a snack.

4. I'm also not a meal

5. That mouse is a bully.

6. Did you see how ferocious that rabbit really was.

7. Please don't step on me. They say that phrase a lot.

8. Isn't it bad enough I'm little, do you have to make me wear silly outfits too?

9. Continuation of 8: The big dogs are laughing at me because I'm wearing a
silly outfit.

10. Yap, yap, yap: Sometimes a yap is just a yap.

I don't think you humans even have a clue as to what their little dogs are saying. I hope this translation list helps. Don't forget to vote for me for president. Remember, little dogs, I don't make fun of you--okay maybe just a little, but I think you little ones are very cute. Just yap and remind me not to step on you with my big paw. I can't help having big paws. It makes it hard to find booties that fit my size. YEAH. Remember to vote for me for president where little dogs are treated with reapect and dignity---just like everyone else.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Language Interpreter)

 

I am Looking Forward to Winter

October 1st 2007 7:43 am
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Wow, October is here already, and that means it won't be long until winter HOWL HOWL I really love winter. The cold, the snow, the ice---it is PARADISE, HEAVEN, UTOPIA. Let's just say us huskies like it cold. Who do you think they designed that igloo dog house for? It was to make us sled dogs feel at home.

Mommy went to a movie last night and I had to babysit. The kid was good. I still think I should be paid for my work.

It is raining outside which means that when I go outside I will get delightfully wet and then Mommy and F will get delightfully wet. They just don't seem to enjoy it as much as I do. I know they are just pretending not to love it. What can be more fun that getting water shook all over you by a wet dog. I know I would like it if I were a human.

I'll write more tomorrow.

Demon Flash Bandit (Wet Dog)

 

Demon Flash Bandit and the Search for Archealogical Treasure

September 30th 2007 8:17 am
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Demon Flash Bandit here, searching for archaeological treasures and trying to find the ultimate relic. Dogs have been searching for this relic for hundreds of years. Some say it is just a legend and that it doesn't actually exist. I, Demon Flash Bandit, think it does exist. I think it is just waiting for the right dog to find it--and I am the right dog. I am in the Amazonian jungle which is really annoying me because it s way too hot here for a husky, but with my stubborn husky determination, I will not give up although the next treasure I look for better be in Alaska. I got a map from a dog who had been looking for it all his life, Indiana Jones was the dog's name. Evidently his owner stole his name. What a loser!! Anyway, I have followed the map and I am almost to the point where it is supposed to be. There is is. What a beautiful treasure. IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL RAWHIDE BONE THAT I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a treasure. I will sit down and chew on this treasure once I get back to the air conditioned hotel room. I hope all ou dogs out there find your treasures this week.

Demon Flash Bandit (Archeaologist)

 

I"m being falsely accused by Angel Zoom Smokey

September 29th 2007 9:40 am
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I was reading Angel Zoom Smokey's diary this morning, and she is trying to make me look bad. She said a lot of nice things about me (all true), and then she tried to act like I was writing her dairy. One entry even clearly stated that it wasn't Demon Flash Bandit writing it. Then she tries to act like she was being mis-treated by the Deemster-this coming from someone who is always biting my ears. She is just trying to undermine my creditability so she will get your vote for president. Considering her new "nickname" is PUDDLES, I don't think she would make a good president. Actually the name Puddles is being nice, she should be called Pooper.

There isn't a lot going on here. I did get to go with Mommy yesterday when she went out, and I got a lot of attention which I happen to LOVE. There can never be too much attention. Have a howling good weekend.

Demon Flash Bandit (The Dog Who Didn't Write any of Angel's entries)

 

I am the LEAD DOG

September 28th 2007 8:51 am
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Who is the lead dog pulling that sled almost single handedly so the other huskies won't have to strain themselves? Wow, that lead dog just kept the musher from falling through some thin ice. What a highly intelligent dog. That musher is so lucky to have Demon Flash Bandit leading his sled. He is the greatest lead dog ever, and he is running for president. Who better to keep the country from falling through "thin ice" than Demon Flash Bandit?

Sorry, I was writing my memoirs again. So many people will want to read them in my presidential library. Mommy went to a movie last night, and she brought me home new tennis balls, new toys (mine is a squeaky gator, Angel's is a duck), dental bones, and rawhide dingo bones. Angel and I were both very happy dogs when Mommy came in with all those treasures.

Remember that I need your votes for president

Demon Flash Bandit

 

Thanks for the kind words, Angel

September 27th 2007 11:33 am
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Angel Zoom Smokey was so kind in her diary entry yesterday. She plans to vote for me for president (even though she is running herself), and she thinks I'm the most wonderful dog on the planet. It was so kind of her to write so many wonderful compliments. It really was her writing the dairy. I didn't sneak to her page and write it for her. 'Those are Angel's unsolicited compliments about me. She says she is lucky to live in the same house with me. I can't argue with her on that. In fact, I have no argument with anyof the nice things she said about me. I could never say those things about myself--I'm far too modest, but I do appreciate Angel Zoom Smokey taking it on herself to tell the world about me. Thank you for all your kind comments, Angel. I have a compliment for you also. You are a wonderful supporter of my campaign. Keep up the good work.

There hasn't been a lot going on here so I don't really have a lot to write about. Thanks again Angel for seeing the real, sweet, wonderful me.

Demon Flash Bandit (The Greatest)

 

I Need to Protect My Family--they don't have enough sense to- do it themselves

September 26th 2007 9:18 am
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LIVE FROM HOWELL, MI......IT'S DEMON FLASH BANDIT. I, Demon am taking time out of my busy day to let my doggie pals know what I've been doing. Yesterday Mommy went to the big shopping mall (another place that "supposedly" doesn't allow dogs. Mommy bought Angel and me some teriyaki flavor beef jerky which we both LOVED. She also bought some little candy slices that are covered in sugar and cherry flavored. Angel and I both loved them as well. Mommy only gave us 2 slices (and they are little). We wanted the whole bag, but Mommy said candy isn't good for us. I'm so tired of the "nutrition" speeches from Mommy. I think the humans invented nutrition so they wouldn't have to share candy and can hoard it all for themselves. They aren't fooling the Deemster. Candy tastes good, gives me energy, and tastes good. Did I mention it tastes good? I think I might have covered that, but in case I forgot, It tastes really good.

Mommy and F ate at the Rain Forest Cafe. I am going with them next time because it sounds like a dangerous place, and I don't want my family to be in danger. I need to protect them. If the management notices me and tries to tell me dogs aren't allowed, I'll tell them I'm a wolf and I'll blend in with all the other animals they have there. I think if they are going to allow crocs and elephants and "jungle" cats, they shouldn't be complaining about a dog anyway. I'm surprised they haven't been shut down by the health dept. or sued by a customer who gets attacked by one of their jungle animals. What if someone happens to touch a poison dart frog? It seems like the place is run stupidly. How can you have repeat customers if they don't survive? Mommy thinks it is a fun place. I wonder about Mommy at times. She is in the middle of all that danger, and she thinks she is having fun. Daddy told me about the jungle. It is not a safe place. It is hard to walk through, and Daddy almost got bitten by a cobra. I hate to admit this, but Daddy used to eat there too. Do any other of you dogs out there wonder how your humans would have enough sense to survive if it wasn't for us? I do promise that, as president, I will do a much better job than the humans. I will bring sanity and intelligence to the office-I don't mean to hurt the one who is in there, but I have my doubts about him on both counts. Quit letting humans run things. VOTE DEMON FLASH BANDIT FOR PRESIDENT.

Demon Flash Bandit (Protecting Humans from their own Stupidity)

 
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