Back when I was a puppy. . . .

I had a busy day yesterday. I had to watch both my brother and the puppy while Mommy went to a movie. Both were good so I had a chance to get a nap. The puppy is beginning to bark at me more. I don't know why young people these days are such smart alecs. Back when I was a puppy. . . things were different, we had respect for our elders, we did what we were supposed to do. Uh-oh, I forgot Mommy is typing this, and for some reason, she is laughing at me. I guess I might have done a few things as a puppy that weren't perfect; but overall, I was about as perfect as a puppy can get. I'm going to have to learn to type.
Demon Flash Bandit (the perfect puppy)

I've got a puppy sister

I haven't had a chance to write a diary entry in a few days because I've been very busy. Mommy drove down to Ohio last week and got a puppy for me to play with. I know that sounds nice, and I like other dogs, but this one came home with us! She is trying to play with my toys, and I am annoyed. I have to spend my valuable nap time watching her and keeping her from bothering my stuff. I guess she is okay. She is also a Siberian husky. She looks a lot like me. I've got to admit, she is cute. As long as I can get her to understand that I am the head dog, it will be okay. I think Mommy is spending entirely too much time with the puppy. I am the one who should get all the attention. I am the lead dog. For a day or two, I was worried that Mommy was planning to replace me with the puppy, but she told me she loves me and that would never happen. That made me feel better.
Demon Flash Bandit (Reluctant puppy sitter)

Buried treasure

Yesterday was fun. Mommy didn't go anywhere without me which is the way it should be. Mommy discovered the roast beef she thought I had eaten the day before was buried in the dirty clotes hamper. I hate it when she finds my stash. I had saved that in case I got hungry. She just didn't see me bury it HA HA. If she saw me bury it, what would be the point in burying it? It is like pirate treasure. No one else is supposed to be able to find it except me. She doesn't understand how I can not eat roast beef right away. She said most dogs are happy to get people food. I've told her many times, just get me candy and I'll be happy. I would never turn down candy. Humans are so slow to understand what we dogs are trying to tell them. It is so frustrating.
Demon Flash Bandit (human obdience trainer)

Doctor and guard dog-I'm a very talented dog

Mommy had a human vet's appointment yesterday, and she managed to get out of the house without me. I did my best to go with her. I was at the door. I can tell when Mommy is planning to go out. She puts on jewelry, and I can hear it when she picks up the keys. I don't know why I couldn't go. She said it is because I am such a good dr. that her vet would get jealous of having such superior competition. That made good sense to me. She was having trouble with her paw. Humans have it bad when they have trouble with a paw. They have to use silly looking crutches and walkers. If they were smart enough to walk on all fours like us dogs, they could just not use that paw, and they would still have 3 to walk with. You don't see dogs using crutches. He is sending her to an "orthopedic vet"-which proves that I am a superior dr, but I can understand Mommy wanting to get a second opinion on my diagnosis. I bet she is going to go to that vet without me too. You'd think she'd realize that going to her vet is pointless because he is just sending her to another vet.

Last night I got to stay by myself, and I didn't have to stay in the crate which Mommy doesn't like to put me in. She has discovered that I am a really good dog, and I don't bother anything while she is gone. She and my brother went to get Chinese food, and then they saw the movie, The Invisible. She had a new toy for me when they got home, and I was so glad to see them. Mommy hugged me and played with me, and thanked me for being such a good dog. Mommy said I was a good guard dog. She told me to take care of the house. We working breeds take our jobs very seriously. I guess there isn't much more to write about. I'll bark some more tomorrow.
Dr. Demon Flash Bandit (also security guard dog)

How many time do I have to tell him-its Spiderdog III ?

I should be the center of attention at my house, but all my yappy human brother wants to talk about is Spiderdog. He even messes up the title and calls it Spiderman. I get tired of hearing about movies-particularly when there aren't enough of them about dogs. I've got to go do some more research on dog movies. I'll howl at the dairy later.
Demon Flash Bandit (dog movie critic)

Spiderdog III

Mommy and my brother went to a movie yesterday. They saw Spiderdog III. I think they offically called it Spiderman, but I'm sure they just didn't read the marquee correctly because it had to be Spiderdog. How could he be a superhero if he wasn't a dog? Anyway, they liked it. Both my brothers had already seen it when it came on at midnight for its first showing-Mommy stayed home with methat time. Mommy brought me bread from the Greek restaurant. I love their bread. Mommy discovered this when she brought home a piece and I happened to find it and eat it. It was good. Now I get any left over bread she brings from there. When the new Underdog movie comes out, I'd better be allowed to go to the theatre to see it. It is a movie about dogs, made for dogs, and made by dogs (although my smart alec brother will probably try to claim some humanproducer and director made it-like I believe that. I've got to check on the internet to see which dog starred in Spiderdog so I can tell my brother he is wrong and the dog is right-as usual. I'll howl at the dairy later.
Demon Flash Bandit (movie critic)

Why do we get left behind?

Hi,
I had a good day yesterday. I went to the post office with Mommy because she had to mail a package. I had an important job to do. I had to stay and guard the car so no one could take it. Had I not had a job to do, I wouldn't have let Mommy out of the car without me. Then I got another ride when Mommy went to Taco Bell to get dinner for everyone. Then Mommy went by Burger King for my dinner. I love their hamburgers. I usually won't eat burgers from any of the other fast food places. The day was going great until Mommy went to a party WITHOUT THE DOG. I like parties. Why can't I ever go? I've got to stop now and go give Mommy my sad dejected look so she feels guilty for leaving me.
Demon Flash Bandit (potential party dog)

New puppy

I am so excited. Mommy says we are getting a new puppy next week. This is my best dairy entry ever. I will be so glad to have another dog to play with. Mommy is supposed to go out tonight, but I think my brother will be home. If not, my other brother will come over. I've got to go check on my family. What would they do without me?
Demon Flash Bandit

I think my diary is more important than cleaning

I didn't put an entry in my diary yesteray. Mommy types it for me, and she was busy. If you ask me, nothing she did was as important as my dairy, but you dogs know how humans are. They get busy with the silliest things. As long as I get to go for a ride every day, I'm happy. There isn't a lot going on around here. Mommy has been doing something stupid around the house called cleaning. If you ask my opinion, it is a total waste of time because I think everything looks great the way it is. Spring has some strange effect on humans. I hope she doesn't throw away my toys because I see a lot of garbage bags around here,but it better be only her stuff.
Demon Flash Bandit (toy lover)

Toy says I love you

Hi,
Yesterday was a normal day. I had to babysit my brother while Mommy and my other brother went out to eat and to a movie. I really want to go too. I wish this horrible discrimination against dogs would end. Mommy got me a couple of new dog toys. I am so frustrated with the plush one. It says "I love you". How am I going to rip up a toy that loves me? I did sleep next to it last night. What can I say? The toy loves me. I hope all you dogs out there get lots of love.
Demon Flash Bandit (Loved dog-even by toys)