Adventures of a lead dog

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I Like Bones!

June 1st 2013 12:52 pm
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I've written a song that I think will be a big hit among dogs:

I Want Bones!

I want bones, lots of bones, more and more bones.
This dog wants some bones.

I want bones, rawhide bones, dingo bones, milkbones
Any kind of bones.

I can never get too many bones because I love to chew on them.

Give me bones, lot of bones, more and more bones
and I'll be a happy dog!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Enjoys a Good Bone)


Dancing Dog!

May 31st 2013 8:42 am
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You put your right paw in, you put your right paw out, you put your right paw in and you shake it all about....oh hello...I was just practicing my dance moves. Yes, I, Demon Flash Bandit, will be dancing in a new television program, "Dancing With the Dogs". Finally, the network execuatives have learned what we dogs knew all along--that dancing shows involving dogs are much more interesting that ones involving humans. It may take awhile for the humans to discover these simple facts, but at least they learn eventually, and now the humans can watch "must see, tv".

Demon Flash Bandit (Dancing Dog)


I Want to Be an Airport Dog

May 30th 2013 10:56 am
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Mommy had a dr.'s appointment that was in another city yesterday so she was gone for a long time, and neglected to write my dary entry. I'm sorry that my readers weren't able to access my wisdom for an entire day. My Mommy should know better.

I want to share a program with my fellow dogs that many of us are well suited to take part in. That program involves being an "airport dog". No, not the ones who sniff out bombs or drugs, but the ones who give love and receive love from the passengers. Here is the link to read more about it: t-hugs-not-drugs-news-international-nf4rJbefiij.html

I think most of us dogs would enjoy going to the airport to provide this service to the humans!

Demon Flash Bandit (Could be Airport Dog)


I'm Not Mail!

May 28th 2013 6:41 pm
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I don't consider myself to be paranoid, but yesterday, I woke up from a nap, and my back paws were covered with bubble wrap like you use for shipping packages. Mommy says the roll fell off the dresser and landed on my paws, but I think that Mommy is being naive. I think Angel Zoom Smokey got up on the dresser, and put the bubble wrap on my paws because she is planning to mail me somewhere. Don't get me wrong-I wouldn't mind being mailed to some paradise like Alaska, but I wouldn't want to be mailed there without my humans. If I went there, I would want them to accompany me there. I'm not even sure what the post office's hamburger policy might be. I guess I had better start sleeping with one eye open although I do think I'm safe. I don't think Mommy will allow Angel to mail me anywhere because I know Mommy loves me and is very attached to me.

Demon Flash Bandit (Doesn't Want to be Packaged and Mailed)


Dog With Big Ego

May 26th 2013 11:37 am
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I would like to thank my pal, Finley, for the baseball on my page. It is finally baseball season, and that is the only sport that my human Mommy can tolerate. She thinks all other sports are stupid, and that includes car racing which is annoying because I think I would make a great race car driver. I can just see myself winning that race in Indianapolis, but I will never have the opportunity since Mommy won't take me there or buy me a race car to drive. I wonder how many bones a race car costs anyway. I guess it is good for the human drivers that they don't have to compete with us dogs because they wouldn't stand a chance against us.

I want to conpawtulate my pal, Fizzy, for again being a diary pick and I want to thank dogster for choosing my diary entry again today. Perhaps I should say that I appreciate them being lazy and not choosing new diary picks so that I get to be one two days in a roll. If they want to save themselves some work, they could just make my entry a permanent diary choice. Mommy says that wouldn't be fair, and I have too big an ego, but I say if the ego fits, wear it. In fact, I think all us dogs have big egos, but we just don't mind other dogs being important too.

I hope everyone is having a nice holiday weekend!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog With Big Ego)


Angel Zoom Smokey Is in BIG Trouble now!

May 25th 2013 7:39 pm
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I would like to conpawtulate my pal, Fizzy, for being chosen as a diary pick today. I also want to thank dogster for choosing my diary as a diary pick. I will assume that the dogs at HQ are sympathetic to my plight about hiring a lawyer to go after Angel Zoom Smokey for stealing my treats. My blog yesterday was about a woman in North Carolina who had her 13 year old son arrested for stealing her poptarts. Angel Zoom Smokey had better watch her tail in the future or she is going to be arrested while I'm singing, "Bad dogs bad dogs, what you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you". That would teach her to mess with the Deemster!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Means Business)


Hiring a Doggy Lawyer!

May 24th 2013 2:41 pm
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I am very upset about the slight Angel Zoom Smokey and I received on MOther's Day when we didn't get gifts despite it being both Mother's Day, and one of my brother's birthdays which I wrote about yesterday. I just got off the phone with a lawyer, and he says I don't have a case because there is no precedent for a dog having to be given a gift on human special occasiona. I think I barked at the wrong lawyer because this lawyer was a human. I am on the Internet now looking for a puppy lawyer because I bet a puppy whose a lawyer would see the whole situation more clearly since we dogs are so much smarter than the humans. I've got to go now and make a telephone call!

Demon Flash Bandit (Calling a Doggy Lawyer)


No Gifts for the Dogs!!!

May 23rd 2013 11:49 am
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I've been putting off writing this entry because just thinking about it is so traumatizing for a dog. As many of you will recall, Mother's Day was celebrated on May 12. It just happens that one of my brothers also celebrates his birthday on the same day. As I've mentioned in the past, the humans always give both us dogs gifts whenever there is a special day for us so that neither of us feels left out. As you can imagine, Angel and I thought we were going to really hit the jackpot that day since it was a two gift occasion. As you can probably guess from the tone of this entry, we got NOTHING....ZILCH....NADA....NO GIFTS...ZERO!!!!! I don't have to tell you that both Angel Zoom Smokey and myself not only felt left out, but we also felt mistreated. How could the humans around here be so thoughtless? I could be in therapy for years because of this slight, and it would be all the humans fault!

Demon Flash Bandit (Mistreated Dog)


Driving Through the ComicCon

May 22nd 2013 3:59 pm
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I would like to send my prayers and power of the paw to the victims of the tornado in Okalahoma. I want to share a link to a dog who was found guarding the body of his dead human after the tornado. I think this photo shows that we dogs are a loving and loyal group--but I think the humans on dogster already know that! r-picture-goes-viral?ocid=ansnowex

I am still recovering from the ComicCon. I think that, if I go there in the future, some kind of doggy stroller would be a good idea. A dog who has to walk all day comes home with sore, tired paws. If the humans don't want to push it, I think an electric one would be cool since I could drive it myself. I'm a great driver!

I hope everyone is having a good day!

Demon Flash Bandit


Motor City ComicCon

May 21st 2013 6:49 pm
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I want to conpawtulate my pal, Mr. Cutter, for being chosen as a diary pick today, and also conpawtulations to Demon Flash Bandit, a great dog to be chosen as a diary pick. Yeah, it is me. I want to thank the dogs at dogster for giving me the honor a couple of days ago when I wasn't on the computer. I also want to thank my pals, Hershey and Van Winkie for the blue ribbon on my page, and I want to thank Coco Rose for the steak. I'm hoping Coco Rose and Puff will stop by an enjoy it with me!

I bet some of you were wondering why I haven't been writing entries, and the answer is the Motor City ComicCon. My humans were busy with it, and totally neglected their duty as my employees. I got to go myself, and it was quite an experience. No, I don't know that dogs are "offically" allowed, but they thought I was a human in a dog costume because that is what I told them. Since many of the humans dress in outlandish costumes, none of them even questioned that I might be a "real" dog!

The best part of the ComicCon was getting to meet a famous dog (although I suspect it was the dog's ancestor that was actually the famous one), Lassie. Jon Provost was there with Lassie, and my brother even got a photo of Lassie. Maybe I'll post it to my page if Mommy ever gets it done.

I'll tell you more tomorrow. This dog is still tired from all the walking over the weekend!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Attending Motor City ComicCon)

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