September 27th 2013 8:26 am
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Mommy, do not read this diary entry because it is not meant for humans--only dogs!!!!
Your assignment today is to gather those toys and rawhide bones you aren't using and put them in a box, and send them to me, Demon Flash Bandit. My address is Demon Flash Bandit, Michigan. I'm sure that is all I need as an address since I am so famous. Be sure and add, Angel Zoom Smokey: Do Not Touch!!!! She always thinks that whatever is mine is hers too when I have been pointing out since she was a puppy that everything is mine, and sometimes she gets things out of my generosity. Feel free to make it easier on yourself by just sending money (that green stuff in your human's wallet).
Let's not tell the humans about this diary entry.
Demon Flash Bandit (Waiting for Packages)
September 26th 2013 8:31 am
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I had trouble once again getting onto Dogster yesterday so I was unable to write a diary entry. I'm glad to be back on today. My entry today is a public service to the humans who own dogs. It is about how to give a dog CPR, and possibly save the dog's life. Here is the link:
I wrote a blog today about the humans eating lunch out when a dog could potentially be served human food with the money saved by not eating out! My blog address is:
Be sure your humans read it!
Demon Flash Bandit (Writing Diary Entry)
September 24th 2013 8:34 am
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I have written diary entries for two days which did not show up on my page so yesterday, I decided not to bother. Instead I did some serious research (you dogs know how big I am on research), and I came to the conclusion that birds have taken over dogster. They are on a personal bird mission to keep my readers from reading my diary entries. The last one I wrote even said it was added when it wasn't! Yeah, I have no idea how birds could be smart enough to take over dogster, but I assume they are working with some other animals who don't like dogs--maybe squirrels.
For the past two entries, I have tried to thank everydog who sent me pirate flags, and since they were never published, I'll try again. Thanks to:
Luna, Hobo, Milo, and Jenny
Randi, Margo, Sadie, Luv You Forever, and Casey
Mr. Jack Freckles Sir-Licks-A-Lot
Coco Rose and Puff
Robin Hood *OMD*
Scooter, Misty, Mr. Cutter, and Pepper
Hershey and Van Winkle
Buddy Morris, Molly Morris, Scooter Morris, and Petey Morris
Zoe, Cindy, Inkspot, Scooter, and More
Tinkerbelle and Natasha
Heinrich, Gwinn, and Dolly Dog
I really do appreciate all the wonderful pirate flags on my page!!!
I am very annoyed that my entry Sunday didn't make it through since it was International Rabbit Day, I hope everyone remembered and celebrated by being nice to a bunny!
Demon Flash Bandit (Hoping This Entry Gets Published)
September 19th 2013 9:59 am
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Herro Mateys, I want to thank all my pals for the pirate flags on my page. What better way to remind a dog that it is talk like a pirate day., Savvy?
I'm sharing a link for my dog pals who live in New Jersey or are able to travel to New Jersey. Kevin Bacon (an actual pig) is on the loose there. The humans want the pig returned, but if a dog catches the "bacon" and decides to eat it, the humans don't have to know about it. Here is the link:
September 18th 2013 9:38 am
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I got up this morning, and it started out as a normal, nice day. Then I got on the computer and saw this item in the news:
In this video a hamster, yes a HAMSTER is steering a car. The humans won't let us dogs get driver's licenses but they let hamsters drive. This is unfair and stupid. How do I know it is stupid? Because I said so-that is why!
Demon Flash Bandit (Hamsters Shouldn't be Driving Cars)
September 16th 2013 10:49 am
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I would like to thank my pal Hershey for the delicious steak on my page, and Van Winkle for the baseball which I plan to play with after the steak digests in my tummy! I would also like to request prayers and power of the paw for both dogs since they have had to deal with unpleasantness at the veterinarian.
I just taste tested a squeaky hamburger, and my opinion is that toys that squeak, even if they do "look" like food, do not taste like food. I tried a bite of the burger, and then I walked away. Why to the humans go to such elaborate lengths to annoy a dog?
Demon Flash Bandit (Food Tester)
September 15th 2013 8:51 am
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Some of you may ask if there are any big differences between Angel Zoom Smokey and myself. Yes, we are both black and white Siberian Huskies although I do possess blue eyes while hers are brown so we do look a lot alike. However, when it comes to behavior, we are very different. I think this goes beyond the fact that I'm a male and she is a female although I'm sure that would account for some of the differences. The big difference is in our thought processes. While I like to relax and read a good book (at the present time I am reading War and Peace), Angel likes to zoom through the house and when she settles in, she either wants to watch television or read her favorite book series, Capt. Underpants. I suppose you can see why Angel and I don't have a lot of philosophical discussions around here. Capt. Underpants, although entertaining, is not particularly thought provoking!
Demon Flash Bandit (Classy Dog)
September 14th 2013 9:23 am
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I'm sharing this video on the Internet of what appears to be a Siberian Husky like myself and a German Shepherd who are chasing a big cat. Here is the link:
I t is nice to see a couple of dogs who aren't taking any guff off of a big cat!
Another item in the news that I found interesting is that a man in Mississippi killed an animal who he claims is the mythical chupacabra. That will teach that animal to mess around killing a farmer's chickens! Considering all the obese alligators that have been turning up in Mississippi (one of my recent blog subjects). Here is the link to that story:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/13/matthew-har rell_n_3921520.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl12%7Csec1_l nk2%26pLid%3D375052
Demon Flash Bandit (News Correspondent)bIGT
September 13th 2013 8:45 am
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What a great day for me when I get on the computer and discover that I am again chosen as a diary pick of the day along with my pal, Whitley. In fact, I'm still hanging out at Whitley's place in Texas enjoying some Texas barbeque with all our other dogster pals! I would like to thank Dogster for bestowing this honor upon my fur, and I will be signing pawtographs later today for those who want them.
Imagine my excitement when I learned that I was chosen as a diary pick and it is also "Blame Someone Else Day" Finally, the humans have invented a day that is worthy of a dog (or did their dog invent it and they just took credit for the idea?). Anyway, in honor of this special day, I am going to go through the house and cause trouble and blame the problems on Angel Zoom Smokey. I'm glad she is too busy zooming through the house to get on the computer much. She has no idea what day it is!
Demon Flash Bandit (Blame Someone Else Day)
September 12th 2013 10:41 am
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I'd like to thank my pals, Hershey and Van Winkle for the blue ribbon on my page. It is always nice to know that my pals appreciate my efforts in writing. It makes me feel good when my pals let me know that they do enjoy my diary entries.
Angel Zoom Smokey has become fascinated with television/blu ray remote controls. She has been caught lying on them, and hiding them from the humans. She told me that it is because the humans pay attention to the television when they should pay attention to her and give her tummy rubs. I can't see any flaws to her logic so, if you want to get more attention, grab that remote and hide it. If nothing else, you get to watch the humans try to find it which is also quite hilarious!
Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Television Remote Controls)