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Thank You for my Oscar!

September 11th 2013 7:48 am
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I would like to thank the academy for choosing to give me this Oscar, and I'm sorry I made fun of you humans for having bad taste. After choosing me, you have shown impeccably good taste. Mommy, what do you mean it isn't an Oscar speech, but a dogster diary pick speech? Thanks for the honor dogster, but when am I going to get that Oscar for my work in the cinema? I think I should have had 3 or 4 by now! I want to thank my fellow dogs for reading my diary, and for being such good pals over the years. I think the best dogs in the world on dogster.

Demon Flash Bandit ((Where is my Oscar?)

 

Rare Stabyhoun Puppies Born in United Kingdom

September 10th 2013 8:14 am
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WARNING WARNING This diary includes a link that will put you on cutsie overload! Ten Stabyhoun puppies have been born in the United Kingdom, and they are adorable!!! Here is the video link so that you can see them too.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/09/stabyhoun-p uppies_n_3896443.html

This breed is very rare, but as is true of all puppies, rare or common, they are fun to watch! Wouldn't it be cool if one of them joined us here on dogster?

Demon Flash Bandit (Adorable Puppies)

 

Introducing Dog Product: Poo Trap

September 9th 2013 3:36 pm
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Despite the humans saying they don't like dog poop, why are they so fascinated with it? How do we know that they are fascinated with our poop? They come up with all sorts of products to pick up our poop-that is how we know. Don't tell me that they aren't obsessed with poop! Most of the items are designed to pick up dog poop after the dog has finished, but here is a product called the "poo trap" that catches the poop as it comes out. All the dog has to do is "wear" a bag over his "Pooping Area" (yes, that is the scientific, medical name for it).

I think that this is the stupidest idea the humans have come up with for us dogs. We dogs do not want to experience the humiliation of having to wear a bag under our tails. I say if the humans want them so bad, let them wear them. I think they are suffering from "tail envy", and that maybe having a bag hanging from their butt will do them some good. Either way, I'd rather see a human wear them than a dog. Talk about a "cone of shame", this product is worse than the cone of shame. It is the bag of shame. Here is the link in case you want to order them for your human to wear.

http://fox2now.com/2012/08/27/funny-dogs-weigh-in-o n-the-pootrap/

If you do get your human to wear one, be sure and tell him or her that he or she is a good human! They enjoy hearing such praise from their dog!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Poo Trap)

 

Introducing Dog Product: Poo Trap

September 9th 2013 3:36 pm
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Despite the humans saying they don't like dog poop, why are they so fascinated with it? How do we know that they are fascinated with our poop? They come up with all sorts of products to pick up our poop-that is how we know. Don't tell me that they aren't obsessed with poop! Most of the items are designed to pick up dog poop after the dog has finished, but here is a product called the "poo trap" that catches the poop as it comes out. All the dog has to do is "wear" a bag over his "Pooping Area" (yes, that is the scientific, medical name for it).

I think that this is the stupidest idea the humans have come up with for us dogs. We dogs do not want to experience the humiliation of having to wear a bag under our tails. I say if the humans want them so bad, let them wear them. I think they are suffering from "tail envy", and that maybe having a bag hanging from their butt will do them some good. Either way, I'd rather see a human wear them than a dog. Talk about a "cone of shame", this product is worse than the cone of shame. It is the bag of shame. Here is the link in case you want to order them for your human to wear.

http://fox2now.com/2012/08/27/funny-dogs-weigh-in-o n-the-pootrap/

If you do get your human to wear one, be sure and tell him or her that he or she is a good human! They enjoy hearing such praise from their dog!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Poo Trap)

 

Queen Lady Moonlighting

September 8th 2013 9:18 am
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Today I am going to share a link with my readers that I found very interesting. A few years back, the Queen Lady (Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain) had her money cut so that she had to economize. Since the royal family does not want to be seen taking on new jobs, The Queen has been working at a job and making extra money ever since. Yes, I did offer to pay her a cool $5.00 to mow my yard, but she was too busy trying to keep her crazy family in line to take my offer. However, she did find a job testing toys. She works under the alias, "Queenie", and she tests toys. I want to add that she looks a lot better in the video than she does in most of the videos of her that I see on the Internet and television. Thanks Queenie, for actually performing a service to the public in testing toys. At this rate, you may not be considered just another useless royal family member! Here is the link:

http://now.msn.com/queenie-the-pug-is-one-tough-toy -critic-in-viral-video

I couldn't post an entry yesterday because of problems with the dogster site, but I would have written about the Operation Chicken Airlift in which 1200 retired egg laying chickens are being sent from California to the east coast for retirement. Angel Zoom Smokey is still upset over this situation. She said she could have travelled to California to eat the chickens and it would not have cost $50,000 for her to go there. Besides, she does not like the idea of chicken retirement She prefers the idea of chicken dinner! Here is the link to that story:

http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/egg-lay ing-chickens-airlifted-retirement.

Demon Flash Bandit (Watching Queenie Work)

 

Treats Dispensed from Afar: Greatest Invention Ever!!!!!

September 6th 2013 7:16 am
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I have some exciting news on my blog today. I wrote about an invention I saw on the Internet that allows a human to call and "talk" with their dog, and also to dispense treats from a remote location. This is the kind of invention that dogs have dreamed about for years so be sure and "read all about it" which is a phrase that I have been waiting to say about as long as "hold the presses". My blog address is
www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com
This is a device that needs to be in stores 3 weeks before yesterday.

As you know, I hate baths, and think that they should be considered cruel and unusual punishment. However, for these 2 mini dachshunds, they are so happy to get in the bathtub that they voluntarily jump into the tub. To be fair in my observation, it does look more like a swimming pool than a bathtub so I suspect they think they are just having a fun swim. Just because we don't like baths does not imply that we don't like swimming! Here is the link:
http://socialitelife.com/watch-these-mini-dachshunds- really-enjoy-bath-time-09-2013
I think you and your humans will enjoy the video.

Demon Flash Bandit ((Sharing some Links)

 

Treats Dispensed from Afar: Greatest Invention Ever!!!!!

September 6th 2013 7:15 am
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I have some exciting news on my blog today. I wrote about an invention I saw on the Internet that allows a human to call and "talk" with their dog, and also to dispense treats from a remote location. This is the kind of invention that dogs have dreamed about for years so be sure and "read all about it" which is a phrase that I have been waiting to say about as long as "hold the presses". My blog address is
www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com
This is a device that needs to be in stores 3 weeks before yesterday.

As you know, I hate baths, and think that they should be considered cruel and unusual punishment. However, for these 2 mini dachshunds, they are so happy to get in the bathtub that they voluntarily jump into the tub. To be fair in my observation, it does look more like a swimming pool than a bathtub so I suspect they think they are just having a fun swim. Just because we don't like baths does not imply that we don't like swimming! Here is the link:
http://socialitelife.com/watch-these-mini-dachshunds- really-enjoy-bath-time-09-2013
I think you and your humans will enjoy the video.

Demon Flash Bandit ((Sharing some Links)

 

Dog Pawty in New Mexico

September 5th 2013 9:27 am
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Pupses, it is "be late for something day", which is a day that I think was invented by a dog. Usually only the humans are on schedules. Don't get me wrong. I do understand schedules for important things like feeding time or nap times, but the humans have all sorts of stupid things on their schedules-including being at some place called "work" (a concept clearly not thought up by a dog). Here is the link that explains the special day in detail:

http://now.msn.com/be-late-for-something-day-funn y-excuses-for-being-late

I've got to go now because I don't want to be late for my nap. When I get up from the nap, I'm heading to New Mexico to provide security for Coco Rose and Puff's big dog pawty. Se you there!

Demon Flash Bandit ((Heading for Pawty)

 

Who is That Handsome Dog in the Mirror?

September 4th 2013 12:06 pm
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I have been busy this morning. I got up early (at 10:00 AM) so that I could allow the humans some extra time to pet me and give me tummy rubs. It is so important for the humans to have time to spend with their dogs! Although I could have used the extra sleep, a dog does need to take care of his humans whenever he gets the chance. Mommy says feeling my soft fur makes her happy, and looking into my beautiful blue eyes is comforting. I know she is telling the truth because I sometimes spend hours admiring myself in the mirror. Sometimes it is hard to tear myself away from admiring myself. Speaking of which, I Think I need to find a mirror fast....I miss seeing myself!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Admires Himself in the Mirror)

 

Gourmet Chickens????

September 3rd 2013 7:32 am
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Angel Zoom Smokey is excited today over some "news" she saw on the Internet! I'm sharing the link that has Angel so happy:

http://now.msn.com/rent-the-chicken-lends-chicken- to-people-in-pennsylvania

Angel says that she will rent the chickens, and they won't be returned....unless the former owners want "yard art". Then she just keeps laughing manically. I told her to go to the store and buy a couple of chickens in the meat section of the store. Considering that the 2 chickens you "rent" cost $350,and you can get a lot of "dead" chickens ready to eat at the store for far less than $350. Angel just keeps barking, "chicken dinner, PRICELESS". I guess Angel thinks 2 chickens are worth $350. Perhaps they are "gourmet" chickens!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves to Eat Chicken)

 
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