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I'm a Classy Dog

September 15th 2013 8:51 am
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Some of you may ask if there are any big differences between Angel Zoom Smokey and myself. Yes, we are both black and white Siberian Huskies although I do possess blue eyes while hers are brown so we do look a lot alike. However, when it comes to behavior, we are very different. I think this goes beyond the fact that I'm a male and she is a female although I'm sure that would account for some of the differences. The big difference is in our thought processes. While I like to relax and read a good book (at the present time I am reading War and Peace), Angel likes to zoom through the house and when she settles in, she either wants to watch television or read her favorite book series, Capt. Underpants. I suppose you can see why Angel and I don't have a lot of philosophical discussions around here. Capt. Underpants, although entertaining, is not particularly thought provoking!

Demon Flash Bandit (Classy Dog)

 

Big Cats, Chupacabra, and Obese Alligators

September 14th 2013 9:23 am
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I'm sharing this video on the Internet of what appears to be a Siberian Husky like myself and a German Shepherd who are chasing a big cat. Here is the link:

http://msnvideo.msn.com/?channelindex=4&from=en-us_ msnhpvidmod#/video/c4485f7a-4ce6-5ff5-6e75-f3d9aec6b539

I t is nice to see a couple of dogs who aren't taking any guff off of a big cat!

Another item in the news that I found interesting is that a man in Mississippi killed an animal who he claims is the mythical chupacabra. That will teach that animal to mess around killing a farmer's chickens! Considering all the obese alligators that have been turning up in Mississippi (one of my recent blog subjects). Here is the link to that story:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/13/matthew-har rell_n_3921520.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl12%7Csec1_l nk2%26pLid%3D375052

Demon Flash Bandit (News Correspondent)bIGT

 

I Plan to Blame Angel Zoom Smokey

September 13th 2013 8:45 am
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What a great day for me when I get on the computer and discover that I am again chosen as a diary pick of the day along with my pal, Whitley. In fact, I'm still hanging out at Whitley's place in Texas enjoying some Texas barbeque with all our other dogster pals! I would like to thank Dogster for bestowing this honor upon my fur, and I will be signing pawtographs later today for those who want them.

Imagine my excitement when I learned that I was chosen as a diary pick and it is also "Blame Someone Else Day" Finally, the humans have invented a day that is worthy of a dog (or did their dog invent it and they just took credit for the idea?). Anyway, in honor of this special day, I am going to go through the house and cause trouble and blame the problems on Angel Zoom Smokey. I'm glad she is too busy zooming through the house to get on the computer much. She has no idea what day it is!

Demon Flash Bandit (Blame Someone Else Day)

 

Grab that Remote!

September 12th 2013 10:41 am
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I'd like to thank my pals, Hershey and Van Winkle for the blue ribbon on my page. It is always nice to know that my pals appreciate my efforts in writing. It makes me feel good when my pals let me know that they do enjoy my diary entries.

Angel Zoom Smokey has become fascinated with television/blu ray remote controls. She has been caught lying on them, and hiding them from the humans. She told me that it is because the humans pay attention to the television when they should pay attention to her and give her tummy rubs. I can't see any flaws to her logic so, if you want to get more attention, grab that remote and hide it. If nothing else, you get to watch the humans try to find it which is also quite hilarious!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Television Remote Controls)

 

Thank You for my Oscar!

September 11th 2013 7:48 am
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I would like to thank the academy for choosing to give me this Oscar, and I'm sorry I made fun of you humans for having bad taste. After choosing me, you have shown impeccably good taste. Mommy, what do you mean it isn't an Oscar speech, but a dogster diary pick speech? Thanks for the honor dogster, but when am I going to get that Oscar for my work in the cinema? I think I should have had 3 or 4 by now! I want to thank my fellow dogs for reading my diary, and for being such good pals over the years. I think the best dogs in the world on dogster.

Demon Flash Bandit ((Where is my Oscar?)

 

Rare Stabyhoun Puppies Born in United Kingdom

September 10th 2013 8:14 am
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WARNING WARNING This diary includes a link that will put you on cutsie overload! Ten Stabyhoun puppies have been born in the United Kingdom, and they are adorable!!! Here is the video link so that you can see them too.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/09/stabyhoun-p uppies_n_3896443.html

This breed is very rare, but as is true of all puppies, rare or common, they are fun to watch! Wouldn't it be cool if one of them joined us here on dogster?

Demon Flash Bandit (Adorable Puppies)

 

Introducing Dog Product: Poo Trap

September 9th 2013 3:36 pm
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Despite the humans saying they don't like dog poop, why are they so fascinated with it? How do we know that they are fascinated with our poop? They come up with all sorts of products to pick up our poop-that is how we know. Don't tell me that they aren't obsessed with poop! Most of the items are designed to pick up dog poop after the dog has finished, but here is a product called the "poo trap" that catches the poop as it comes out. All the dog has to do is "wear" a bag over his "Pooping Area" (yes, that is the scientific, medical name for it).

I think that this is the stupidest idea the humans have come up with for us dogs. We dogs do not want to experience the humiliation of having to wear a bag under our tails. I say if the humans want them so bad, let them wear them. I think they are suffering from "tail envy", and that maybe having a bag hanging from their butt will do them some good. Either way, I'd rather see a human wear them than a dog. Talk about a "cone of shame", this product is worse than the cone of shame. It is the bag of shame. Here is the link in case you want to order them for your human to wear.

http://fox2now.com/2012/08/27/funny-dogs-weigh-in-o n-the-pootrap/

If you do get your human to wear one, be sure and tell him or her that he or she is a good human! They enjoy hearing such praise from their dog!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Poo Trap)

 

Introducing Dog Product: Poo Trap

September 9th 2013 3:36 pm
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Despite the humans saying they don't like dog poop, why are they so fascinated with it? How do we know that they are fascinated with our poop? They come up with all sorts of products to pick up our poop-that is how we know. Don't tell me that they aren't obsessed with poop! Most of the items are designed to pick up dog poop after the dog has finished, but here is a product called the "poo trap" that catches the poop as it comes out. All the dog has to do is "wear" a bag over his "Pooping Area" (yes, that is the scientific, medical name for it).

I think that this is the stupidest idea the humans have come up with for us dogs. We dogs do not want to experience the humiliation of having to wear a bag under our tails. I say if the humans want them so bad, let them wear them. I think they are suffering from "tail envy", and that maybe having a bag hanging from their butt will do them some good. Either way, I'd rather see a human wear them than a dog. Talk about a "cone of shame", this product is worse than the cone of shame. It is the bag of shame. Here is the link in case you want to order them for your human to wear.

http://fox2now.com/2012/08/27/funny-dogs-weigh-in-o n-the-pootrap/

If you do get your human to wear one, be sure and tell him or her that he or she is a good human! They enjoy hearing such praise from their dog!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Poo Trap)

 

Queen Lady Moonlighting

September 8th 2013 9:18 am
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Today I am going to share a link with my readers that I found very interesting. A few years back, the Queen Lady (Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain) had her money cut so that she had to economize. Since the royal family does not want to be seen taking on new jobs, The Queen has been working at a job and making extra money ever since. Yes, I did offer to pay her a cool $5.00 to mow my yard, but she was too busy trying to keep her crazy family in line to take my offer. However, she did find a job testing toys. She works under the alias, "Queenie", and she tests toys. I want to add that she looks a lot better in the video than she does in most of the videos of her that I see on the Internet and television. Thanks Queenie, for actually performing a service to the public in testing toys. At this rate, you may not be considered just another useless royal family member! Here is the link:

http://now.msn.com/queenie-the-pug-is-one-tough-toy -critic-in-viral-video

I couldn't post an entry yesterday because of problems with the dogster site, but I would have written about the Operation Chicken Airlift in which 1200 retired egg laying chickens are being sent from California to the east coast for retirement. Angel Zoom Smokey is still upset over this situation. She said she could have travelled to California to eat the chickens and it would not have cost $50,000 for her to go there. Besides, she does not like the idea of chicken retirement She prefers the idea of chicken dinner! Here is the link to that story:

http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-reviews/egg-lay ing-chickens-airlifted-retirement.

Demon Flash Bandit (Watching Queenie Work)

 

Treats Dispensed from Afar: Greatest Invention Ever!!!!!

September 6th 2013 7:16 am
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I have some exciting news on my blog today. I wrote about an invention I saw on the Internet that allows a human to call and "talk" with their dog, and also to dispense treats from a remote location. This is the kind of invention that dogs have dreamed about for years so be sure and "read all about it" which is a phrase that I have been waiting to say about as long as "hold the presses". My blog address is
www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com
This is a device that needs to be in stores 3 weeks before yesterday.

As you know, I hate baths, and think that they should be considered cruel and unusual punishment. However, for these 2 mini dachshunds, they are so happy to get in the bathtub that they voluntarily jump into the tub. To be fair in my observation, it does look more like a swimming pool than a bathtub so I suspect they think they are just having a fun swim. Just because we don't like baths does not imply that we don't like swimming! Here is the link:
http://socialitelife.com/watch-these-mini-dachshunds- really-enjoy-bath-time-09-2013
I think you and your humans will enjoy the video.

Demon Flash Bandit ((Sharing some Links)

 
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