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Don't Be Left Behind on the Human's Vacation

July 4th 2013 9:17 am
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I didn't write an entry yesterday because the computer was giving some trouble, and my human assistant got fed up with using it. I want to conpawtulate my pal, Lucky Isabella, for being a diary pick yesterday! I also want to thank my pals for the wonderful fireworks on my page. I know some dogs hate fireworks, but they never seem to bother me much. The neighbors have been setting them off for several days now, and I have not let them interfere with my napping. Tracy, thank you so much for thinking of me, and Finley, you are so sweet to send some fireworks to me. Whitley also sent me fireworks as did the family of Zoe, Cindy (RIP), Inkspot, Scooter, and more. I always appreciate the special gifts from my friends.

The topic for today's entry was inspired by a photo from the Internet. A human had went on vacation for a week, and the next time he went to get into his car, his dog was sitting in the seat refusing to move. That human wasn't getting away again on that dog's watch! Here is the link:

http://now.msn.com/dog-afraid-owner-will-take-anoth er-week-vacation-sits-in-car

That dog has the right idea, and all dogs should be forewarned that this is the big season for vacations, so unless you travel with your humans, you better keep a close eye on them or they will try tn sneak out without you. Here are some things to watch for:

1. The humans packing clothing into luggage or even a garbage bag.
2. If the humans seem happier than usual, that is a bad sign.
3. If they put on different style clothing, that can be a sign.
4. If they start packing food, it is a sign for some of the humans. HOwever, it can also be a sign of a picnic, and that is something we dogs enjoy immensely to so don't jump to conclusions!
5. Plane or train tickets sitting on furniture.
6. Spending time making "arrangements"-like with the post office and neighbors.
7. Buying fish food that will last for a week if you have an aquarium.

There are more, but I think you get the idea. If you see too many of these events happening, don't wait until it is too late, go park you tail in the car, and make sure the humans can't take off without you. You are most welcome for my advice!

Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing Signs of Upcoming Vacations)

 

I Love Chinese Chicken--Almond Chicken!

July 2nd 2013 3:24 pm
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I want to conpawtulate my pal, Mr. Cutter, for being chosen as a diary pick today! I also want to thank my new pal, Scooby Doo for sending me that delicious steak!!! Scooby Doo is new to dogster, and would like to have friends. Since my "sharing links" don't always work, you can click on the last steak on my page, if you want to invite Scooby to be a pal!

I saw an item in the news today that I have to comment on even if some of you have already seen it on aol. A young boy was volunteering to help with dogs who are being trained to sniff out diabetes. One of the dogs sniffed at him, and because of that dog, the parents are aware now that the boy has diabetes. Once again, dogs rule....cats hang out and do nothing useful. I may like cats, but sometimes a dog can't resist the impulse to tease them. Here is the link if you want to read the story:

http://www.pawnation.com/2013/07/02/dog-detects-di abetes-in-7-year-old-boy/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl18%7C sec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D339233

Mommy ordered almond chicken from the local Chinese restaurant yesterday, and I want everyone to know that the almond chicken is delicious. Mommy ordered the dinner size because she knew that Angel and I would want to share. I don't usually share with her, but when it comes to almond chicken, this dog shares!!! Angel kept trying to climb into her lap to get to the food. I politely begged at Mommy's side because I'm a good dog.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Chinese Chicken)

 

I Love Chinese Chicken--Almond Chicken!

July 2nd 2013 11:36 am
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I want to conpawtulate my pal, Mr. Cutter, for being chosen as a diary pick today! I also want to thank my new pal, Scooby Doo for sending me that delicious steak!!! Scooby Doo is new to dogster, and would like to have friends. Since my "sharing links" don't always work, you can click on the last steak on my page, if you want to invite Scooby to be a pal!

I saw an item in the news today that I have to comment on even if some of you have already seen it on aol. A young boy was volunteering to help with dogs who are being trained to sniff out diabetes. One of the dogs sniffed at him, and because of that dog, the parents are aware now that the boy has diabetes. Once again, dogs rule....cats hang out and do nothing useful. I may like cats, but sometimes a dog can't resist the impulse to tease them. Here is the link if you want to read the story:

http://www.pawnation.com/2013/07/02/dog-detects-di abetes-in-7-year-old-boy/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl18%7C sec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D339233

Mommy ordered almond chicken from the local Chinese restaurant yesterday, and I want everyone to know that the almond chicken is delicious. Mommy ordered the dinner size because she knew that Angel and I would want to share. I don't usually share with her, but when it comes to almond chicken, this dog shares!!! Angel kept trying to climb into her lap to get to the food. I politely begged at Mommy's side because I'm a good dog.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Chinese Chicken)

 

Humans Gone Almost Forever

July 1st 2013 6:25 pm
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Thanks so much to my dogster pals for supporting my bandage auction for Taysia Blue Siberian Husky Rescue. I still say it is a sneaky way for the humans around here to keep me from having evidence for my lawsuit against them.

Speaking of my humans, they went to the Balloonfest yesterday and were gone for about 3 hours==a virtual lifetime for a dog who is waiting for them to return. Mommy says we could have went too had it not been for the tendecy to go the opposite way of the humans. I don't know why they didn't take me and leave the jerk, Angel Zoom Smokey, at home by herself. She is the trouble maker around here, and I'm a sweetheart. I guess I had to stay home and dogsit, and they didn't even pay me. However, Mommy did stop by the neighborhood pet store, and get us a couple of our favorite bones that are homemade and frosted which we love so much! I guess I'll forgive them, but it better not happen again anytime soon!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Left At Home for an Eternity)

 

Bandage for Sale!

June 30th 2013 9:51 am
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For those who read my diary entry about my brother William rescuing my used bandage. You know--the bandage that I had planned to use to sue my humans for making me wear a bandage. The humans are, once again, trying to "outsmart" me--like that is possible. Mommy actually put the bandage on ebay. Can you believe it? Here is the link:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item= 370845453094#ht_259wt_1043

To add insult to injury, she isn't even letting me use the money it might bring to buy dingo bones...it is being donated to one of my pals whose humans operate a Siberian Husky rescue. I wrote the description for her since I do think it is a nice idea to help my fellow homeless huskies, but dingo bones purchased with the money would be nicer for me!

Demon Flash Bandit (Selling Celebrity Bandages on Ebay)

 

Nice Day for Me To Eat Everyting in Sight

June 29th 2013 5:23 pm
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I have read that it is hot in some parts of the country, but it is quite nice here. Sure, not nice weather with 10 inches of snow that I enjoy so much, but the humans don't even have on the air conditioner and Angel Zoom Smokey and myself are not overly hot. I should let MOther Nature know to leave it like this all summer....if she knows what is good for her.LOL Mommy has been feeding me ham instead of hamburgers so this morning, I brought her one of my old bags I saved from McDonalds so she would know I wanted burgers today. She was eating chicken and I even offered to eat some of her chicken too. I have to admit that I can be a very thoughtful dog at times....no wonder they love me so much!

My pals, Whitley and Finley have a new human puppy in their town. Mommy's cousin whose daughter lives in Plano, Texas had a new baby girl earlier this week. I'm sure my pals will be happy to send happy thoughts to the family. If you want to send me something, send me meatz....I just can't seem to get enough today.LOL

Demon Flash Bandit (Hungry Dog)

 

Tne Nose Knows When a Ball Smells

June 28th 2013 11:59 am
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I have some good news to report. A couple of days ago, my brother William found a cool new ball on the parking lot that had been abandoned by its owner, and he rescued it, and brought it home. I happen to think that it is one of the coolest balls I've ever seen. William had planned on keeping it, but that was until I got my paws on it. It is just the right size for my mouth, and I love it! William said he didn't want me to have it because he said he didn't know where it had been or who had had it. Do we dogs have to spell it out for the humans--that makes the ball even more valuable. It could have been anywhere, and has all sorts of cool smells on it. If the humans and their little noses could actually smell some of the wonderful scents left by previous owners, they would be far happier with a used ball over a new ball too! It is a shame that their silly looking little noses are so bad at smelling!

Demnn Flash Bandit (Dog With "New" Ball)

 

Tne Nose Knows When a Ball Smells

June 28th 2013 11:59 am
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I have some good news to report. A couple of days ago, my brother William found a cool new ball on the parking lot that had been abandoned by its owner, and he rescued it, and brought it home. I happen to think that it is one of the coolest balls I've ever seen. William had planned on keeping it, but that was until I got my paws on it. It is just the right size for my mouth, and I love it! William said he didn't want me to have it because he said he didn't know where it had been or who had had it. Do we dogs have to spell it out for the humans--that makes the ball even more valuable. It could have been anywhere, and has all sorts of cool smells on it. If the humans and their little noses could actually smell some of the wonderful scents left by previous owners, they would be far happier with a used ball over a new ball too! It is a shame that their silly looking little noses are so bad at smelling!

Demnn Flash Bandit (Dog With "New" Ball)

 

Thanks Papillon Pack for my Golden Bone!

June 27th 2013 8:55 am
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I want to thank the Papillon Pack for the golden bone I received that was marked Anonymous. My pal, Zaidie, solved the riddle. I might add that the Papillon Pack must be super rich and generous with their money since they can afford to give out golden bones to their pals. If I had enough money to buy golden bones, I wouldn't even want to share them with Angel Zoom Smokey. When it comes to bones, it is hard for a dog to be generous.LOL Anyway, it was delicious, and thanks so much for thinking of me.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Bones)

 

Humans: Trying to Throw Out Val;uable Evidence

June 26th 2013 10:39 am
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Before I start my diary topic, I want to thank Sheba for the crown that was sent awhile back. I'm glad Sheba recognizes that I am king. Sometimes the humans seem to forget my royal status. I also want to thank my pals, Hershey and Van Winkie for the blue ribbon for being a diary pick yesterday. I also want to thank Anonymous for the golden bone, and the riddle which I have already solved. Anonymous is the sender of the bone. I must admit that I'm having trouble locating Anonymous on dogster, but my assumption is that it is a mouse, and the mouse isn't on here because it isn't mousester. You know that if a mouse tried to get onto catster that the cats would be flea biting mad!!!

Now I will discuss the important thing I need to relate to the dogs out there reading this. As you may remember, when my paw was infected, the dr. vet put a bandage on it so I couldn't bother it. I took the bandage off the following day which was okay since I only had to wear it the one day. Mommy was cleaning yesterday, and she ran across the bandage, which kind of looks like a cast, and she threw it away. My brother, William, who always has this dog's back, found it in the garbage, and rescued it for me. I wonder if he is part dog because I doubt that most humans would have went through and rescued such an important piece of evidence. Anyway, I hvae put the cast up so, if I want to press charges against the humans for cruel and unusual punishment, I have the proof. That will teach the humans to try to outsmart a dog! They should know it isn't possible!

Demon Flash Bandit (I'll See the Humans in Court)

 
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