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A Vacation Dream: Alaska

January 1st 2014 11:21 am
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This dog was annoyed when I read that the first dogs have to go through the same hoops as any other dog when travelling to Hawaii. Although I appreciate that Hawaii is treating all of us the same, I am still mad because the first dogs should not have to go through all the garbage that the rest of us have to go through. Personally, I would not go to Hawaii anyway. If I'm choosing a vacation spot, I would choose Alaska. I would choose snow and ice over a tropical place every time!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Wants to Visit Alaska)

 

Squirrels: Not Worth the Nuts they Eat!

December 30th 2013 5:46 am
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I want to conpawtulate my pal, Turner, for being chosen as a diary pick today! I also want to thank my pals for the wonderful gifts on my page. Mathias sent me lovely flowers that looked good enough to eat-so I ate one. Believe me, they didn't taste nearly as good as they looked. Thanks to Coco Rose and Puff for the Merry Christmas tree with the bird that flies over. (I keep hoping someone will shoot the bird.) I bet the bird would taste better than the flower. My pal Khyra, sent me a gingerbread man, and he was delicious! The Papillon pack (Queen Misty, Scooterpie, Cutterbug, and PeppePower sent me mistletoe so I'm them a kiss.

Today I am writing about something that I have been pondering for years. While the humans debate the use of "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays", I have noticed that the squirrels are not decorating the forest trees with holiday decorations! This is because, as any dog can tell you, they don't celebrate the holidays because they are not good creatures. We all know what Dog spelled backwards spells. What does squirrel spell backwards? Lerriuqs which is gibberish! This is why us dogs like to chase squirrels. We know they are godless pieces of fur trash.

Demon Flash Bandit (Squirrels Aren't Worth the Nuts they Eat)

 

Never Trust a Squirrel

December 28th 2013 10:54 pm
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Today I am sharing a link that will prove that the dogs who hate squirrels are right in their hatred. A man in South Carolina returned home without beer late on Christmas Eve. (I guess the stores were not open by that time.) The woman he returned home to beat him with a ceramic squirrel for not bringing beer. Many of the dogs I have talked with about this story said it was clearly the squirrel's fault. Squirrels are always causing problems, but the humans don't realize it because they are "cute". The woman is currently in jail, but I think they should have arrested the squirrel. Humans are so stupid! Here is the link to the story:


http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/1 2/27/domestic-violence-stabbing-squirrel/4228747/

Demon Flash Bandit (Never Trust a Squirrel)

 

December 27th 2013 7:12 pm
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I have been having problems with the Internet service around here so I have been unable to post much lately. I do want to conpawtulate my pals, Biscuit for being a diary pick today, and Anya for being chosen yesterday.

I had a wonderful Christmas. Several of dogster pals sent me gifts which I loved. My pals Coco Rose and Puff sent me a box filled with delightful items. I think they sent something to Mommy too, but Angel and I weren't interested so I can't say much about that. However, the chicken jerky was delicious, and we are enjoying the squeaking "kong" cuddlie toys. Even the special stockings were lovely. The chicken jerky was delicious. Where did you find such a delightful treat?

My pal, Raja sent Angel and me a bag of Paul Newman's treats which made us very happy. Raja also sent something to Mommy. I didn't find it interesting, but Angel said the satin scarf would be nice to have in her bed. She just has to wait until Mommy isn't looking. LOL

We got so many gifts from the pack (that includes My Little Demon) that gave us Angel Zoom Smokey that we were both excited. I'm almost finished with the giant rawhide bone they sent us. Angel said that they sent two of everything to her and none to me, but as you can imagine, I didn't fall for that one. Believe me, I got my share!

As you can see, we had a wonderful howladay, and I look forward to next Christmas. They come every month, don't they? By the way, I did post a letter to Santa Paws on my blog if anyone wants to see what I asked for this year. I think I was very nice. It is important to be nice and win those brownie points with Santa Paws. (www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com)

Thanks to all who sent me things and for all the wonderful wishes. I hope all my dogster crowd had a merry Christmas, and the best of everything in the new year!

Demon Flash Bandit (Writing About Christmas)
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Little Drummer Dog!

December 21st 2013 2:10 pm
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Hello dogs!!! Today I have a cool item to share with my pals in honor of the holiday. It is dogs playing The Little Drummer Boy. Check out the doggy drummer. It is not me, but it is one handsome dog! Here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5v07eIFfNY

Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing a Video)

 

The Tree is in the House!

December 19th 2013 2:04 pm
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The humans put a Christmas tree in the house yesterday. I'm glad to see it up because every time a tree goes up, there are always gifts under it for us dogs. I have sniffed it and given it my approval. It is not a "real" tree, but it isn't the one I'm used to. Evidently, Mommy thought it was time to replace the tree with a newer one. I'm sure some dogs have a hard time not messing with a Christmas tree, but I'm a good dog. I have never bothered the tree. This dog is not going to risk my gifts from Santa Paws to do something naughty!

Demon Flash Bandit (Admiring Christmas Tree)

 

Building a Snowdog!

December 17th 2013 10:19 am
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I have been having trouble getting onto dogster lately so, if you have missed my entries, that is the reason.

We finally got snow here. I am happy about it. Needless to say, my humans don't agree with me on the snow situation. I would write longer, but I plan to go outside and build a snowdog!

Demon Flash Bandit (I'm Building a Snowdog!)

 

Fact: Dogs are Part of the Family

December 16th 2013 1:59 am
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It has been a few days since my last entry, and I have no new stories to confess. Wait a minute, this is not a confession, and this dog has done nothing wrong. I suspect Angel Zoom Smokey is trying to trick me into taking the blame for one of her many transgressions. It is not going to work. I did not leave the "puddle" on Mommy's bed. That was obviously the dog who is nicknamed "Puddles" and Angel Zoom Smokey earned that name for a reason.

I am going to share a link about a man who is suing an airline because his dog was killed while travelling on their plane. The message is that dogs are part of the family and should be treated as such. Shouldn't that be obvious? Here is the link:

http://www.eturbonews.com/40745/dog-owner-sues-virg in-airlines-killing-his-pet

Demon Flash Bandit (Writing a Diary Entry)

 

I Was a Diary Pick Yesterday!

December 11th 2013 5:21 pm
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I'd like to thank dogster for choosing my diary entry as a diary pick yesterday. I was unable to post an entry because the dogster site was giving me trouble so I had to give up. Today I want to conpawtulate my pal, Puff, for being chosen as a diary pick!

My birthday was Nov. 21, and I haven't had a chance to thank all my pals for their gifts to me yet. I will attempt to do so now. I'd like to thank Coco Rose and Puff for the crown. The gold heart from Woof, Molly, Buddy, Scooter, Petey, and Chloe was great. The pumpkin pie Lacey sent me was delicious. Thanks to the Papillon gang for sending me a cupcake which was delicious and a turkey dinner. I was so full from the stuff they sent, I could barely move, but I still managed to find room for the drumsticks from all the "Joes"--Sammy, Toby, Cory and Joey Joe and also one from Zaidie. Thanks to Charlie, Abbie and Teddy for sending me a pumpkin pie. Randi, Margo, Sadie-Luv You Forever sent me a heart which I really appreciated. I'm sorry if I left anyone out, but I got so many birthday gifts that it is hard to list all of them. By the way, I had a great wolfday with lots of presents and treats. In fact, I have decided that since one year is about 7 in dog years, I think I should have at least 7 birthdays throughout the year!

For those who want to read more about my up-coming appearance on the new television show about "dogs who hoard", be sure an check out my blog at www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com

Thanks for reading my diary!

Demon Flash Bandit (Lucky Dog)

 

Demon Flash Bandit--Little Drummer Dog

December 9th 2013 11:04 am
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I had written a longer entry today, but it got lost somewhere in cyberspace. I don't have much time left, and the computer is running low on batteries (whatever they are), but I do want to share this link with my pals because I thought it was incredibly cute!


http://www.neatorama.com/2013/12/05/Dogs-Play-Lit tle-Drummer-Boy/

Don't you think the dog on drums looks like me. (It isn't me.)

Demon Flash Bandit (Little Drummer Dog)

 
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