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Treats Dispensed from Afar: Greatest Invention Ever!!!!!

September 6th 2013 7:16 am
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I have some exciting news on my blog today. I wrote about an invention I saw on the Internet that allows a human to call and "talk" with their dog, and also to dispense treats from a remote location. This is the kind of invention that dogs have dreamed about for years so be sure and "read all about it" which is a phrase that I have been waiting to say about as long as "hold the presses". My blog address is
www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com
This is a device that needs to be in stores 3 weeks before yesterday.

As you know, I hate baths, and think that they should be considered cruel and unusual punishment. However, for these 2 mini dachshunds, they are so happy to get in the bathtub that they voluntarily jump into the tub. To be fair in my observation, it does look more like a swimming pool than a bathtub so I suspect they think they are just having a fun swim. Just because we don't like baths does not imply that we don't like swimming! Here is the link:
http://socialitelife.com/watch-these-mini-dachshunds- really-enjoy-bath-time-09-2013
I think you and your humans will enjoy the video.

Demon Flash Bandit ((Sharing some Links)

 

Treats Dispensed from Afar: Greatest Invention Ever!!!!!

September 6th 2013 7:15 am
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I have some exciting news on my blog today. I wrote about an invention I saw on the Internet that allows a human to call and "talk" with their dog, and also to dispense treats from a remote location. This is the kind of invention that dogs have dreamed about for years so be sure and "read all about it" which is a phrase that I have been waiting to say about as long as "hold the presses". My blog address is
www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com
This is a device that needs to be in stores 3 weeks before yesterday.

As you know, I hate baths, and think that they should be considered cruel and unusual punishment. However, for these 2 mini dachshunds, they are so happy to get in the bathtub that they voluntarily jump into the tub. To be fair in my observation, it does look more like a swimming pool than a bathtub so I suspect they think they are just having a fun swim. Just because we don't like baths does not imply that we don't like swimming! Here is the link:
http://socialitelife.com/watch-these-mini-dachshunds- really-enjoy-bath-time-09-2013
I think you and your humans will enjoy the video.

Demon Flash Bandit ((Sharing some Links)

 

Dog Pawty in New Mexico

September 5th 2013 9:27 am
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Pupses, it is "be late for something day", which is a day that I think was invented by a dog. Usually only the humans are on schedules. Don't get me wrong. I do understand schedules for important things like feeding time or nap times, but the humans have all sorts of stupid things on their schedules-including being at some place called "work" (a concept clearly not thought up by a dog). Here is the link that explains the special day in detail:

http://now.msn.com/be-late-for-something-day-funn y-excuses-for-being-late

I've got to go now because I don't want to be late for my nap. When I get up from the nap, I'm heading to New Mexico to provide security for Coco Rose and Puff's big dog pawty. Se you there!

Demon Flash Bandit ((Heading for Pawty)

 

Who is That Handsome Dog in the Mirror?

September 4th 2013 12:06 pm
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I have been busy this morning. I got up early (at 10:00 AM) so that I could allow the humans some extra time to pet me and give me tummy rubs. It is so important for the humans to have time to spend with their dogs! Although I could have used the extra sleep, a dog does need to take care of his humans whenever he gets the chance. Mommy says feeling my soft fur makes her happy, and looking into my beautiful blue eyes is comforting. I know she is telling the truth because I sometimes spend hours admiring myself in the mirror. Sometimes it is hard to tear myself away from admiring myself. Speaking of which, I Think I need to find a mirror fast....I miss seeing myself!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Admires Himself in the Mirror)

 

Gourmet Chickens????

September 3rd 2013 7:32 am
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Angel Zoom Smokey is excited today over some "news" she saw on the Internet! I'm sharing the link that has Angel so happy:

http://now.msn.com/rent-the-chicken-lends-chicken- to-people-in-pennsylvania

Angel says that she will rent the chickens, and they won't be returned....unless the former owners want "yard art". Then she just keeps laughing manically. I told her to go to the store and buy a couple of chickens in the meat section of the store. Considering that the 2 chickens you "rent" cost $350,and you can get a lot of "dead" chickens ready to eat at the store for far less than $350. Angel just keeps barking, "chicken dinner, PRICELESS". I guess Angel thinks 2 chickens are worth $350. Perhaps they are "gourmet" chickens!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves to Eat Chicken)

 

Gourmet Chickens????

September 3rd 2013 7:32 am
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Angel Zoom Smokey is excited today over some "news" she saw on the Internet! I'm sharing the link that has Angel so happy:

http://now.msn.com/rent-the-chicken-lends-chicken- to-people-in-pennsylvania

Angel says that she will rent the chickens, and they won't be returned....unless the former owners want "yard art". Then she just keeps laughing manically. I told her to go to the store and buy a couple of chickens in the meat section of the store. Considering that the 2 chickens you "rent" cost $350,and you can get a lot of "dead" chickens ready to eat at the store for far less than $350. Angel just keeps barking, "chicken dinner, PRICELESS". I guess Angel thinks 2 chickens are worth $350. Perhaps they are "gourmet" chickens!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves to Eat Chicken)

 

Bird Spies Caught!

September 2nd 2013 1:23 pm
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In a news story out of Cairo, Egypt, this dog is proud to report that the humans in Egypt are listening to this dog's advice. I might add that it is about time. A bird was captured in Egypt that had a "scientific" type device on him. After faithfully reading my blog and diaries which warn the humans of all the many bird dangers that go with the "bird territory", they took this bird into custody. Thank dog that some humans can understand the wise dog when he barks at them, and they listen and do what the dog suggests. According to the article, it turns out that the bird was not a spy, but he was just wearing a scientific "homing" device. Yeah, sure, and I know some smart cats you can adopt who will obey the humans! Here is the link for those who would like to read it:

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/08/31/egyptian-authorit ies-detain-suspected-spy-bird/

I hope everyone has a nice Labor Day, and watch out for those evil, spying birds!

Demon Flash Bandit (Suspicious of All Birds)

 

National Bacon Day!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

August 31st 2013 8:33 am
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Here is a link that I'm sharing with my pals:

http://now.msn.com/national-bacon-day-2013-photos-f or-bacon-lovers

How do I plan to celebrate National Bacon Day? I plan to spend the day eating bacon. I can't think of a better way to celebrate National Bacon Day. Does anyone have a better way to celebrate? I didn't think so!

Demon Flash Bandit (Celebrating National Bacon Day)

 

Demon Flash Bandit Kisses

August 30th 2013 12:48 pm
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I would like to conpawtulate my pal, Biscuit, for being chosen as a daily diary pick on Dogster again today!
If you are like me, you spend some of your spare time trying to come up with money making ideas so that you can purchase more dingo bones. I saw on the Internet today that some enterprising puppies have found a way to pay for those dingo bones. I think I will start a kissing booth to raise money for my treats. The best thing about it is that I can nap while Angel Zoom Smokey "dogs" the booth. She loves to kiss anyway, and I love to nap so it would be a win-win situation for both of us. In fact, Angel is always giving kisses away without payment! Here is the link to the item:
http://now.msn.com/dog-kissing-booths-a-photo-gallery -of-cute-animal-photos

Demon Flash Bandit (Selling Doggy Kisses)

 

Doggy Facials!

August 29th 2013 11:26 am
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Conpawtulations to my pals, Biscuit and Pepper, for being chosen as diary picks on Dogster today! I always enjoy seeing my pals chosen for such honors!

Today I want to share a link with my dog pals reading this.

http://rediscover.msn.com/city/32640573/insider/32640648 ?WT.mc_id=msn

Don't be fooled by the humans. A "facial" is just a fancy human word for cleaning one's face so it is a tricky way to get a dog's face bathed. Do not fall for this prank! Remember, only you can be annoying enough for the humans to avoid batheing you.

Demon Flash Bandit (Rubber and

 
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