January 26th 2014 8:28 pm
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Conpawtulations to my pal, Mr. Cutter who was a diary pick today! I also want to thank Raja for the heart on my page, and Zoe for the blue ribbon. Thanks to all the pups who sent me such wonderful gifts!!!
I have a bunch of stuff to bark about, but if you want to continue reading what I have to say, go to www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com I am so sad that dogster is dropping the community that I really don't feel like writing much today since dogster is just going to erase it all anyway. Dogster HQ, it would be nice if you changed your mind, but I doubt that you will.
Demon Flash Bandit (Sad Dog)
January 25th 2014 10:20 am
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The reason I have not written a diary lately is because Mommy called AT#&T to upgrade to a faster Internet service. They putit up the next day. This was a problem because the new modem had not had time to arrive. In fact, after more than a week, it still hasnot arrived in the mail. We were without Internet for several days, and even lost the landline telephone for a day!
I would like to conpawutulate my pal, Zoe, for being a diary pick today. I also want to thank Dogster for choosing my diary as a diary pick today!
I have not written since the sad announcement by dogster HQ that the community area will be shut down. I find this very sad, but it does prove my point that birds have taken over HQ--as I've suggested in past diaries. Who but a bird brain would shut down the one aspect of dogster that we dogs actually loved. Even my humans are upset over dogster demise, and I use the word demise because ifSayMedia thinks they will receive more advertising revenue when most dogs don't come to the site anymore, they have even smaller brains than birds. Since advertisers base the amount they are willing to pay on how many views the site attracts, I think they will be doing good to get a nickel an ad! I get so sick of reading about how people &companies have to have a "brand" identity. It seems to me that dogster was the best community on the net. I've made many pals that I hope I can continue to be friends with after dogster is no more. I do appreciate all the good times, but I feel like HQ hAs bitten us in the heart. Many of us dogs have spent many hours adding content to the site (without pay I might add)and much of that content is why the people come back to this site. My humans seldom read the magazine section because we are too busy getting in touch with our pals. It is really a sad day because, if Say Media does discover its mistake, once the profiles and diaries are deleted, I don't think most of the humans will want to come back on here and repost our stuff. My Mommy has recommended dogster to strangers with dogs. I guarantee that she won't be recommending to any one in the future. You can continue to read my adventures at:
I would encourage all of my pals to go to BlogSpot and sign up for a FREE place to blog. by the way, I have an email address for my mail, and it is at email@example.com Please stay in touch. I hate the idea of losing so many of my good pals!
If only dogster were run by dogs instead of humans, this would have never happened. Letting the birds take over was a big mistake which I think the humans at SAyMedia will be kicking themselves over in the near future!
Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Taken Over by Birds)
January 15th 2014 9:18 am
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Conpawtulations to my pals Zoe, Ella, and Lucky Isabella for being chosen as diary entries today!!!!
What is this world coming to? Has anyone seen the news today? I know I am never surprised by anything the humans do, but a zoo in Britain refusing to feed bananas to monkeys just isn't right. They claim that bananas for "humans" are too sweet for monkeys, and that it is the equivalent of feeding them cake. I bet those monkeys like cake every bit as much as I do so I think it is horrible for the humans to decide that they can no longer have bananas. I think the monkeys should go into the vending machine area of the zoo, and replace all the "bad for you" human food with healthy stuff and see how much the humans like it Here is the link:
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014/01/15/22310 391-zoo-bans-monkeys-from-eating-bananas-as-its-equivalent-t o-giving-them-cake?lite=
Demon Flash Bandit (Sticking up for Monkeys)
January 13th 2014 10:06 am
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We have finally gotten our humans trained property. Mommy stopped yesterday and got some Chinese food, and Angel got her own meal of almond chicken. The chicken was for me too, but I wasn't in the mood to eat any of it. Angel said it was for her. It makes this dog feel good to know that I did such a good job training my humans!
Demon Flash Bandit (Teaching Should Pay More
January 9th 2014 11:28 pm
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I am writing this entry a bit late for today or early for tomorrow. Actually, it is technically tomorrow so I suppose I'm early. Like most things in life, it is largely a matter of how you look at it. Being open minded is usually a good thing. Of course, you have to be careful not to be too open minded about things. I say birds are evil, but birds say they aren't. Don't listen to them because they are lying. Birds lie about everything. I've even heard early birds lie to the worm so that they can catch him and eat him. You can never trust anything a bird tells you. This brings me to my topic for today. I have been unable to write my usual blog because birds have taken over google. I really hate birds! Someone needs to help google get rid of their bird problem!
Demon Flash Bandit (Bird Hater)
January 8th 2014 7:47 am
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I'd like to thank Rain and family for the football on my page. I do love to play football! I also want to thank Finley for the snowman on my page. Just what I needed--more snow! LOL We have gotten a lot of snow in the past couple of days. It is a husky dream come true! The best part is that my humans stayed home for 3 days. I was so pleased to have them stay home all day with me although Mommy is always here most of the day. She didn't leave at all thanks to the weather so that made it even better!
There is an ad on this page that says "show us your moves" for a chance to win $500. If the humans have to compete with us dogs, they will never win because they can't move like us dogs do. We are very talented compared to the humans. I have got to go now and practice my moves. %500 will but a lot of dingo bones!
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog With Moves)
January 6th 2014 8:16 pm
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I'd like to thank dogster for choosing my diary as a diary pick of the day. It is always such an honor to receive their recognition. I also want to thank my pals, Hershey and Van Winkle for sending me another blue ribbon.
We have finally gotten the kind of winter that a husky dreams of having. However, I have decided that the cold weather is not really that wonderful. Perhaps I have been hanging around my humans too long. This morning, when I was in the bedroom which has an extra heater, and Mommy opened the door for me to go into the hall, I went back and laid down. That air was just a bit too cold for my taste. I'm an inside husky, not an outside husky! I do hope that all the humans with dogs make sure that they are in a warm place today because it is very cold outside--even for a husky! I hope everyone is staying warm.
Demon Flash Bandit (Inside Husky)
January 4th 2014 10:58 pm
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Great news for us dogs!!! Scientists have discovered (after much research) that we dogs poop in line with Earth's magnetic field. Isn't that amazing? Our poop is not only artistic, and sometimes delicious, but now it is also in line with Earth's magnetic field! Of course, this does not apply to me since I don't poop. Sometimes Phantom Flash Snowman, my stunt dog, will poop, but not me. I am above such things. Angel Zoom Smokey on the other paw, is very talented at pooping. She will do so anytime, anyplace, and anywhere. Yes, it is hard for a dog with my class to live with a dog like her. Here is the link to the story:
I would like to know--what scientist thought of this experiment!
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Does Not Poop)
January 2nd 2014 8:56 am
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I want to thank my pal, Sadie Luv You Forever, for the snowman on my page. I love snow and of course, snowmen!
Last night I was lying beside the bed chewing on my rawhide bone--one of many items I got for Christmas. Angel Zoom Smokey was on the bed, and she decided she wanted MY rawhide bone so she yelled "death from above" (yes, I'm sure she yelled that). The next thing I knew, I had Angel on top of me trying to get my rawhide bone which I did not allow. We got into a little squirmish. The humans don not appreciate our fighting, but I told them that I would be good in the future. I wasn't lying. I have ben good when I'm laying down It has been a busy morning!
Demon Flash Bandit (Good Dog)
January 1st 2014 11:21 am
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This dog was annoyed when I read that the first dogs have to go through the same hoops as any other dog when travelling to Hawaii. Although I appreciate that Hawaii is treating all of us the same, I am still mad because the first dogs should not have to go through all the garbage that the rest of us have to go through. Personally, I would not go to Hawaii anyway. If I'm choosing a vacation spot, I would choose Alaska. I would choose snow and ice over a tropical place every time!
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Wants to Visit Alaska)