December 28th 2013 10:54 pm
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Today I am sharing a link that will prove that the dogs who hate squirrels are right in their hatred. A man in South Carolina returned home without beer late on Christmas Eve. (I guess the stores were not open by that time.) The woman he returned home to beat him with a ceramic squirrel for not bringing beer. Many of the dogs I have talked with about this story said it was clearly the squirrel's fault. Squirrels are always causing problems, but the humans don't realize it because they are "cute". The woman is currently in jail, but I think they should have arrested the squirrel. Humans are so stupid! Here is the link to the story:
Demon Flash Bandit (Never Trust a Squirrel)
December 27th 2013 7:12 pm
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I have been having problems with the Internet service around here so I have been unable to post much lately. I do want to conpawtulate my pals, Biscuit for being a diary pick today, and Anya for being chosen yesterday.
I had a wonderful Christmas. Several of dogster pals sent me gifts which I loved. My pals Coco Rose and Puff sent me a box filled with delightful items. I think they sent something to Mommy too, but Angel and I weren't interested so I can't say much about that. However, the chicken jerky was delicious, and we are enjoying the squeaking "kong" cuddlie toys. Even the special stockings were lovely. The chicken jerky was delicious. Where did you find such a delightful treat?
My pal, Raja sent Angel and me a bag of Paul Newman's treats which made us very happy. Raja also sent something to Mommy. I didn't find it interesting, but Angel said the satin scarf would be nice to have in her bed. She just has to wait until Mommy isn't looking. LOL
We got so many gifts from the pack (that includes My Little Demon) that gave us Angel Zoom Smokey that we were both excited. I'm almost finished with the giant rawhide bone they sent us. Angel said that they sent two of everything to her and none to me, but as you can imagine, I didn't fall for that one. Believe me, I got my share!
As you can see, we had a wonderful howladay, and I look forward to next Christmas. They come every month, don't they? By the way, I did post a letter to Santa Paws on my blog if anyone wants to see what I asked for this year. I think I was very nice. It is important to be nice and win those brownie points with Santa Paws. (www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com)
Thanks to all who sent me things and for all the wonderful wishes. I hope all my dogster crowd had a merry Christmas, and the best of everything in the new year!
Demon Flash Bandit (Writing About Christmas)
December 21st 2013 2:10 pm
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Hello dogs!!! Today I have a cool item to share with my pals in honor of the holiday. It is dogs playing The Little Drummer Boy. Check out the doggy drummer. It is not me, but it is one handsome dog! Here is the link:
Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing a Video)
December 19th 2013 2:04 pm
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The humans put a Christmas tree in the house yesterday. I'm glad to see it up because every time a tree goes up, there are always gifts under it for us dogs. I have sniffed it and given it my approval. It is not a "real" tree, but it isn't the one I'm used to. Evidently, Mommy thought it was time to replace the tree with a newer one. I'm sure some dogs have a hard time not messing with a Christmas tree, but I'm a good dog. I have never bothered the tree. This dog is not going to risk my gifts from Santa Paws to do something naughty!
Demon Flash Bandit (Admiring Christmas Tree)
December 17th 2013 10:19 am
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I have been having trouble getting onto dogster lately so, if you have missed my entries, that is the reason.
We finally got snow here. I am happy about it. Needless to say, my humans don't agree with me on the snow situation. I would write longer, but I plan to go outside and build a snowdog!
Demon Flash Bandit (I'm Building a Snowdog!)
December 16th 2013 1:59 am
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It has been a few days since my last entry, and I have no new stories to confess. Wait a minute, this is not a confession, and this dog has done nothing wrong. I suspect Angel Zoom Smokey is trying to trick me into taking the blame for one of her many transgressions. It is not going to work. I did not leave the "puddle" on Mommy's bed. That was obviously the dog who is nicknamed "Puddles" and Angel Zoom Smokey earned that name for a reason.
I am going to share a link about a man who is suing an airline because his dog was killed while travelling on their plane. The message is that dogs are part of the family and should be treated as such. Shouldn't that be obvious? Here is the link:
Demon Flash Bandit (Writing a Diary Entry)
December 11th 2013 5:21 pm
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I'd like to thank dogster for choosing my diary entry as a diary pick yesterday. I was unable to post an entry because the dogster site was giving me trouble so I had to give up. Today I want to conpawtulate my pal, Puff, for being chosen as a diary pick!
My birthday was Nov. 21, and I haven't had a chance to thank all my pals for their gifts to me yet. I will attempt to do so now. I'd like to thank Coco Rose and Puff for the crown. The gold heart from Woof, Molly, Buddy, Scooter, Petey, and Chloe was great. The pumpkin pie Lacey sent me was delicious. Thanks to the Papillon gang for sending me a cupcake which was delicious and a turkey dinner. I was so full from the stuff they sent, I could barely move, but I still managed to find room for the drumsticks from all the "Joes"--Sammy, Toby, Cory and Joey Joe and also one from Zaidie. Thanks to Charlie, Abbie and Teddy for sending me a pumpkin pie. Randi, Margo, Sadie-Luv You Forever sent me a heart which I really appreciated. I'm sorry if I left anyone out, but I got so many birthday gifts that it is hard to list all of them. By the way, I had a great wolfday with lots of presents and treats. In fact, I have decided that since one year is about 7 in dog years, I think I should have at least 7 birthdays throughout the year!
For those who want to read more about my up-coming appearance on the new television show about "dogs who hoard", be sure an check out my blog at www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com
Thanks for reading my diary!
Demon Flash Bandit (Lucky Dog)
December 9th 2013 11:04 am
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I had written a longer entry today, but it got lost somewhere in cyberspace. I don't have much time left, and the computer is running low on batteries (whatever they are), but I do want to share this link with my pals because I thought it was incredibly cute!
Don't you think the dog on drums looks like me. (It isn't me.)
Demon Flash Bandit (Little Drummer Dog)
December 6th 2013 2:14 pm
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Conpawtulations to my pals, Coco Rose and Biscuit for being chosen as daily diary picks today on dogster. As always, it is good to have so many talented pals!
I have had a very amusing day, and I have to give credit where credit is due. It is because of Angel Zoom Smokey. Angel is not the good dog that I am. Today Mommy discovered that she had "stolen" Mommy's special scarecrow quilt she bought at Cracker Barrel along with Mommy's new watch and Mommy's box of Kleenex. Angel claims she needed those items in order to watch Christmas shows. The watch to tell her the time it comes on, the Kleenex so she can cry during the sad scenes, but the quilt was a little harder for her to explain. Maybe that is because she has a new bed, and she has already has other "stolen" quilts in her bed. The only sad thing about this situation is that the humans are far too easy on her. This is why she continues her "life of crime". That dog gets by with entirely too much in my opinion.
Demon Flash Bandit (Good Dog)
December 3rd 2013 5:43 pm
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I'm back.....hold the applause!!! My absence is due to several problems. First, my "secretary" has been cleaning the house which is a complete waste of time since it is only going to get dirty again. Angel Zoom Smokey and myself are already busy messing it up. We had a meeting while Mommy was cleaning to do our planning for the future mess. My humans did not have their traditional Thanksgiving dinner because they went to a friend's house (Jeff had to work), and left us dogs alone for about 3 hours! Can you believe it? They left the thing for they should be most thankful to have in their lives (ME) to go eat a bird? I'm sympathetic with eating birds, but only at home. This has made me even more certain that birds need to die-as long as Mommy doesn't leave the house to go and eat it.
Saturday, my humans were at a wedding--at least William chose to stay home with Angel and myself. Jeff was the best man at his friends wedding and dogs were not included. I refused to put my pawtograph in his card. They will be sorry when they can't sell my pawtograph on ebay in a few years. I wrote my blog about it today:
Conpawtulations to my pal, Izzy for being a dog of the day choice on dogster. I also want to thank everyone for my wonderful gifts for which I don't have time to thank individually in today's diary.
I hope that I don't go so long in the future without a diary entry. I know how much they mean to my pals. I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving!
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Missed Writing)