Adventures of a lead dog

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Spiderdog III

May 7th 2007 11:01 am
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Mommy and my brother went to a movie yesterday. They saw Spiderdog III. I think they offically called it Spiderman, but I'm sure they just didn't read the marquee correctly because it had to be Spiderdog. How could he be a superhero if he wasn't a dog? Anyway, they liked it. Both my brothers had already seen it when it came on at midnight for its first showing-Mommy stayed home with methat time. Mommy brought me bread from the Greek restaurant. I love their bread. Mommy discovered this when she brought home a piece and I happened to find it and eat it. It was good. Now I get any left over bread she brings from there. When the new Underdog movie comes out, I'd better be allowed to go to the theatre to see it. It is a movie about dogs, made for dogs, and made by dogs (although my smart alec brother will probably try to claim some humanproducer and director made it-like I believe that. I've got to check on the internet to see which dog starred in Spiderdog so I can tell my brother he is wrong and the dog is right-as usual. I'll howl at the dairy later.
Demon Flash Bandit (movie critic)

 

How many time do I have to tell him-its Spiderdog III ?

May 8th 2007 7:44 am
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I should be the center of attention at my house, but all my yappy human brother wants to talk about is Spiderdog. He even messes up the title and calls it Spiderman. I get tired of hearing about movies-particularly when there aren't enough of them about dogs. I've got to go do some more research on dog movies. I'll howl at the dairy later.
Demon Flash Bandit (dog movie critic)

 

Doctor and guard dog-I'm a very talented dog

May 9th 2007 8:55 am
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Mommy had a human vet's appointment yesterday, and she managed to get out of the house without me. I did my best to go with her. I was at the door. I can tell when Mommy is planning to go out. She puts on jewelry, and I can hear it when she picks up the keys. I don't know why I couldn't go. She said it is because I am such a good dr. that her vet would get jealous of having such superior competition. That made good sense to me. She was having trouble with her paw. Humans have it bad when they have trouble with a paw. They have to use silly looking crutches and walkers. If they were smart enough to walk on all fours like us dogs, they could just not use that paw, and they would still have 3 to walk with. You don't see dogs using crutches. He is sending her to an "orthopedic vet"-which proves that I am a superior dr, but I can understand Mommy wanting to get a second opinion on my diagnosis. I bet she is going to go to that vet without me too. You'd think she'd realize that going to her vet is pointless because he is just sending her to another vet.

Last night I got to stay by myself, and I didn't have to stay in the crate which Mommy doesn't like to put me in. She has discovered that I am a really good dog, and I don't bother anything while she is gone. She and my brother went to get Chinese food, and then they saw the movie, The Invisible. She had a new toy for me when they got home, and I was so glad to see them. Mommy hugged me and played with me, and thanked me for being such a good dog. Mommy said I was a good guard dog. She told me to take care of the house. We working breeds take our jobs very seriously. I guess there isn't much more to write about. I'll bark some more tomorrow.
Dr. Demon Flash Bandit (also security guard dog)

 

Buried treasure

May 10th 2007 10:21 am
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Yesterday was fun. Mommy didn't go anywhere without me which is the way it should be. Mommy discovered the roast beef she thought I had eaten the day before was buried in the dirty clotes hamper. I hate it when she finds my stash. I had saved that in case I got hungry. She just didn't see me bury it HA HA. If she saw me bury it, what would be the point in burying it? It is like pirate treasure. No one else is supposed to be able to find it except me. She doesn't understand how I can not eat roast beef right away. She said most dogs are happy to get people food. I've told her many times, just get me candy and I'll be happy. I would never turn down candy. Humans are so slow to understand what we dogs are trying to tell them. It is so frustrating.
Demon Flash Bandit (human obdience trainer)

 

I've got a puppy sister

May 15th 2007 9:50 pm
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I haven't had a chance to write a diary entry in a few days because I've been very busy. Mommy drove down to Ohio last week and got a puppy for me to play with. I know that sounds nice, and I like other dogs, but this one came home with us! She is trying to play with my toys, and I am annoyed. I have to spend my valuable nap time watching her and keeping her from bothering my stuff. I guess she is okay. She is also a Siberian husky. She looks a lot like me. I've got to admit, she is cute. As long as I can get her to understand that I am the head dog, it will be okay. I think Mommy is spending entirely too much time with the puppy. I am the one who should get all the attention. I am the lead dog. For a day or two, I was worried that Mommy was planning to replace me with the puppy, but she told me she loves me and that would never happen. That made me feel better.
Demon Flash Bandit (Reluctant puppy sitter)

 

Back when I was a puppy. . . .

May 16th 2007 12:24 pm
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I had a busy day yesterday. I had to watch both my brother and the puppy while Mommy went to a movie. Both were good so I had a chance to get a nap. The puppy is beginning to bark at me more. I don't know why young people these days are such smart alecs. Back when I was a puppy. . . things were different, we had respect for our elders, we did what we were supposed to do. Uh-oh, I forgot Mommy is typing this, and for some reason, she is laughing at me. I guess I might have done a few things as a puppy that weren't perfect; but overall, I was about as perfect as a puppy can get. I'm going to have to learn to type.
Demon Flash Bandit (the perfect puppy)

 

The puppy bites me

May 18th 2007 10:17 pm
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Mommy hasn't been able to spend as much time typing my diary entries because the puppy takes up her time. Have I mentioned that the puppy bites me? She bites everyone because she is teething. I'm getting tired of this whole silly teething process. Mommy says I did it when I was a puppy; but I think I prefer being the nipper instead of the nippee. I guess your perspective changes when you aren't the one doing the biting. It was so cute when I did it, but it isn't at all cute when she does it. She may have baby teeth, but they hurt when she uses them. She keeps finding my stash of food. Why didn't Mommy get another rabbit? They could care less about eating roast beef, and I wasn't interested in their lettuce. I think the puppy and I should compromise. She can have all the lettuce she wants, and I'll eat all the roast beef and chicken. I think that is fair. After all, I was here first, and I am the "lead dog".
Demon Flash Bandit ( Demon the Persecuted)

 

I like Movies-particulatrly Snow Dogs

May 20th 2007 8:54 am
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Mommy has a few minutes on the computer so she is typing the entry that I'm dictating. Mommy and Jeff went to the Comic Con yesterday so I was given freedom to roam around the house. I didn't even have to babysit ny brother. When Mommy got home, I had procured a box of (unopened) Milk Duds and a dvd of Snow Dogs that I left sitting in front ot the tv. Mommy laughed because she thinks I was planning to have a movie night which isn't a bad idea, I've got to go take a nap. My best wishes to all the dogs out there and their human families.
Demon Flash Bandit (movie critic-you can't go wrong with Snow Dogs).

 

Names should fit the personality

May 21st 2007 8:15 am
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In past entries, I've mentioned the new puppy. I have an update that I overheard-actually I heard it from the time we got her; but, considering her unruly behavior, I assumed it was a joke. They are talking about naming her angel. Yes, you read correctly-angel. Can you believe they would consider naming such an annoying puppy angel? Of course, I am a sweet dog, and I'm named Demon. Maybe it is one of those reverse personality things.
Mommy and Jeff went to see a movie so I had to babysit my human brother and the puppy. I was so tired after watching them that I had to go to bed and sleep. Sleep is something us dogs just never get enough of. Mommy saw some silly ogre movie. Ogres are supposed to be mean, green monsters so I'm assuming it starred a puppy painted green or wearing a green costume. That is who I would have star in it if I were making that movie. Sending the ogre to live Far Far Away sounds like a good idea too. I should see that movie myself. Who came up with the idea of sharing anyway? I think it was a puppy.
Demon Flash Bandit (the good one with a stupid name)

 

Puppy and water

May 23rd 2007 10:12 am
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Nothing has been normal around here since the "puppy" came. She interrupts my naps, and I don't even want to talk about the water situation. I have a nice watering bowl that looks like a "water cooler" the humans sometimes have. Mommy keeps it full so I can drink whenever I'm thirsty. It works fine until you add the "puppy". She gets a drink and then she puts her front paws in the water and splashes it everywhere. The floor ends up wet, and she uses up a lot of my drinking water. Yesterday, she laid in the water! I admit she is cute, but her behavior is annoying. It is like she is volunteering to take a bath, and I don't want Mommy to get any odd ideas because I HATE baths. I'd better go and make sure the "puppy" isn't misbehaving again.
Demon Flash Bandit (bath hater)

 
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