Adventures of a lead dog

How Girl Dogs Got Their Name

July 11th 2014 6:31 pm
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Once upon a time, there was a bitch named Angel Zoom Smokey who annoyed a wonderful dog who we will call Demon Flash Bandit. Demon was the sweetest, most handsome dog ever, so I suspect that Angel was jealous of his awesomeness. (Did you know the song from the Lego movie, Everything is Awesome was originally called Demon Flash Bandit is Awesome?--little known fact.) Despite all his awesomeness, Demon was a quiet dog who did not like to brag and stayed a humble dog. Things went along okay for a long time until all of a sudden, Angel Zoom Smokey took over Demon's cave and started attacking Demon Flash Bandit every time he walked into the room. Demon was not pleased and neither were his humans! This is why the female dogs got the name "bitches" because the male dogs decided that they were always annoying, and we gave them the name.witches. The humans don't know how to spell so it became "bitches". Now you know the history of the name, bitch for girl dogs, and if Angel Zoom Smokey does not quit attacking me, Mommy, says she is going to spend some time in the kennel (here at home) because Mommy does not want us hurting each other!

Demon Flash Bandit (Mistreated by Angel Zoom Smokey)

 
Barked by: Abbie (Dogster Member)

July 11th 2014 at 9:09 pm

Poor Demon Flash Bandit. I sometimes mistreat Toto and when Charlie was alive I mistreated him.
Barked by: Van Winkle (Dogster Member)

July 12th 2014 at 3:30 pm

I'm glad we don't have any bitches at our house!!!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

July 14th 2014 at 9:53 am

OMD!!
BOL!

Congrats on your DDP, today!

Woofs!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

July 16th 2014 at 2:23 pm

And again!! Congrats on a DDP!!

Woofs!
Barked by: Abbie (Dogster Member)

July 16th 2014 at 4:03 pm

Congrats for having one of the DDP today, I love reading your diary.

 

Demon Flash Bandit


 

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