Adventures of a lead dog

I Smell a Rat !!!!!

June 7th 2014 10:46 am
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Humans are so clueless about what goes on in their own homes that it makes this dog wonder how the ones without dogs survive! Case in point: we have a rat in the house. My humans do not believe me, but how else can you explain that huge plastic fire hydrant container of treats that Mommy bought at Meijer being gone? I've been carrying it around the house for the past week trying to make sure the rat does not get into it. Alas, my efforts did not work and the entire container is empty. My human Mommy insinuated that there is no rat and that I, yes, I, the great Demon Flash Bandit had eaten the cookies myself and was trying to blame an innocent animal that does not exist. Rats do exist. They have been causing problems throughout history like when they caused the bubonic plague. Now one of the little varmints is terrorizing my treats. Do the humans listen? No, they blame the dog! I say we need to rent a cat to take care of this problem since I have no intention of staying awake long enough to kill a rat-even one that is bothering me! By the way, Angel Zoom Smokey is in full agreement with me on the rat issue. She says that the rat is eating her chicken and she needs more or she is going to starve. This is one time that I sympathize with Angel Zoom Smokey, and I could use some extra food also.

Demon Flash Bandit (I Smell a Rat)

 
Barked by: Abbie (Dogster Member)

June 8th 2014 at 3:08 pm

I often tip mommy off that rodents are in the house!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

June 8th 2014 at 8:23 pm

It's just shocking how often household mischief is blamed on the Dog. Man's Best Friend!! At our house we don't have rodents that I've evfur discovered, but we're often framed by NotMe. Grrrrrrr!

 

Demon Flash Bandit


 

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