June 6th 2014 11:36 am
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I'd like to thank Hershey and Van Winkie for the blue ribbon on my page. I would also like to thank Mr. Jack Freckles Sir-Licks-A-Lot for the balloons he sent.
In my last blog, I mentioned my song to Angel Zoom Smokey telling her to "move, bitch, get out of the way" which is highly appropriate for her since she is officially a "bitch". Isn't that what you call a girl dog? You'd think the human women would be flattered to be referred to in that way since girl dogs are so cute. Today I was trying to get past her, and I gave her my usual song and dance; and as usual, it did not work. She didn't move. Not only did she not move, she wanted me to give her a tummy rub. When did a dog get the idea that another dog would give a tummy rub. That is something that can only be used on humans who are dumb enough to waste time doing it. However, if the humans want to give me a tummy rub, that is a constructive use of time.
Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Angel Zoom Smokey)
Was mommy watching, Demon? Because a lot of times when I'm trying to get by Winkie, he'll flip ovfur like he wants a tummy rub. But mommy thinks he's doing it because I'm so intimidating. So I get in trouble, "Hershey, leave him alone!", and he gets cuddles. It's a ploy. Just sayin'...
You may have a point, but I suspect she wants a tummy rub from me. I have never seen a dog who wants tummy rubs as much as she does.