June 5th 2014 12:35 pm
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I told Mommy to book me a cruise trip to Alaska since I am a diary pick today! I know most of the humans would book a trip to the Caribbean, but I prefer a nice, cold climate to one that is warm. I do admit that meeting Captain Jack Sparrow would be fun. I think we have a lot in common since we are both "heartthrobs" for women everywhere.
On a non-related subject, I heard a song that I have to tell you about. It is officially a rap song so I'm sure a lot of the older humans aren't familiar with it, but it is a wise song. It goes: "move bitch, get outta the way" I have been barking this to Angel Zoom Smokey since she was a puppy. In fact, I think I should be contacting a lawyer because I bet those humans stole it from me! I hope Whitley has the time to take on my case. I would prefer a Harvard lawyer.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Whose Ideas Were Stolen)
Congrats for having one of the DDP today.
BOL, Demon! My mommy doesn't like rap music and she said your song is naughty. But you and I know it's totally appropriate! If there's a boy-dog version, I'd sing it to Winkie!
BOL is right!!
Congrats on your DDP, too!
Off to find the balloon shoppe...
It seems to me to be a very appropriate song for me to sing to Angel Zoom Smokey. It isn't like she moves when I sing it to her.