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Adventures of a lead dog

Enough Sir Nice Guy

June 5th 2014 12:35 pm
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I told Mommy to book me a cruise trip to Alaska since I am a diary pick today! I know most of the humans would book a trip to the Caribbean, but I prefer a nice, cold climate to one that is warm. I do admit that meeting Captain Jack Sparrow would be fun. I think we have a lot in common since we are both "heartthrobs" for women everywhere.

On a non-related subject, I heard a song that I have to tell you about. It is officially a rap song so I'm sure a lot of the older humans aren't familiar with it, but it is a wise song. It goes: "move bitch, get outta the way" I have been barking this to Angel Zoom Smokey since she was a puppy. In fact, I think I should be contacting a lawyer because I bet those humans stole it from me! I hope Whitley has the time to take on my case. I would prefer a Harvard lawyer.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Whose Ideas Were Stolen)

Barked by: Abbie (Dogster Member)

June 5th 2014 at 3:21 pm

Congrats for having one of the DDP today.
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

June 5th 2014 at 3:23 pm

BOL, Demon! My mommy doesn't like rap music and she said your song is naughty. But you and I know it's totally appropriate! If there's a boy-dog version, I'd sing it to Winkie!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

June 5th 2014 at 10:52 pm

BOL is right!!

Congrats on your DDP, too!

Off to find the balloon shoppe...

Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

June 6th 2014 at 11:21 am

It seems to me to be a very appropriate song for me to sing to Angel Zoom Smokey. It isn't like she moves when I sing it to her.


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