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Squirrels: Not Worth the Nuts they Eat!

December 30th 2013 5:46 am
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I want to conpawtulate my pal, Turner, for being chosen as a diary pick today! I also want to thank my pals for the wonderful gifts on my page. Mathias sent me lovely flowers that looked good enough to eat-so I ate one. Believe me, they didn't taste nearly as good as they looked. Thanks to Coco Rose and Puff for the Merry Christmas tree with the bird that flies over. (I keep hoping someone will shoot the bird.) I bet the bird would taste better than the flower. My pal Khyra, sent me a gingerbread man, and he was delicious! The Papillon pack (Queen Misty, Scooterpie, Cutterbug, and PeppePower sent me mistletoe so I'm them a kiss.

Today I am writing about something that I have been pondering for years. While the humans debate the use of "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays", I have noticed that the squirrels are not decorating the forest trees with holiday decorations! This is because, as any dog can tell you, they don't celebrate the holidays because they are not good creatures. We all know what Dog spelled backwards spells. What does squirrel spell backwards? Lerriuqs which is gibberish! This is why us dogs like to chase squirrels. We know they are godless pieces of fur trash.

Demon Flash Bandit (Squirrels Aren't Worth the Nuts they Eat)

Barked by: Toby Jo, forever loved (Dogster Member)

December 30th 2013 at 9:21 am

Mostly I agree with you about squirrels, except for one that mom has named Bushy. Bushy is my friend but the rest of the squirrels like to destroy stuff and eat the food dad puts out for the birds. Dad would also agree with you on the worth of squirrels but mom, on the other hand, thinks they are CUTE!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

December 30th 2013 at 9:50 pm

Mommy has been all Christmas-busy and we've missed reading your diary, Demon! We don't see many squirrels here (okay, I've nevfur seen one), but I'm sure they are an evil scourge, because all my pals say so!
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2013 at 10:38 am

Trust us Hershey - they are EVIL!! They get me in trouble for barking all the time.
Barked by: Abbie (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2013 at 2:04 pm

Squirrels loves to teaser me. I chase them out of my yard all the time.


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