November 12th 2013 6:08 pm
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Thanks dogster for choosing my humble diary entry as a diary pick of the day. I think you chose it because we dogs aren't fond of snakes like some of the silly humans. Did you know some humans are even dumb enough to have snakes as pets? In my opinion, anyone who chooses a snake over a dog as a pet needs to be institutionalized for their own protection. I knew a dog once who tried gluing his fur that he didn't need anymore onto a snake to make him more cuddly. It did not work. It looks like a large furry worm, but the fish in the house got very excited. Fish think worms are gourmet food which means that fish don't usually eat very well.
This brings me to my topic for the day which is kind of strange since the topic has absolutely nothing in common with what I have been writing about up until now. This is a fashion observation so I'm sure all of my pals are going to be very excited to know my thoughts on fashion. I was sitting outside Walmart the other day which, for dogs who don't already know this, Walmart always draws people who dress in the height of fashion. There was this young guy walking in who seemed to have a problem with his pants. I'm not sure if he just couldn't decide whether to wear them or not since he looked like he had tried to put them on, but didn't go to much trouble to make sure they were on. The pants ended up hanging down around his knees. Anyway, I was about to make fun of how silly he looked until I had one of my genius ideas. I think he was hoping to buy a pair of underwear with my photo on it. It is the only logical reason I could think of that would make him wear his pants so low. I have had Demon Flash Bandit tshirts printed up. By the way, if any of you dogs are interested, let me know because Mommy can tell you how much they cost. They are printed on a per order basis so they are a little high, but I have told Mommy over and over that my photo on a tshirt is the most wonderful thing a human can wear! For those who might be interested, either contact me through dogster or at my email address: firstname.lastname@example.org.
I've got to go now....I think it is time for one of my new 3 meat dingo type bones. They are not dingo brand, but they are delicious!
Demon Flash Bandit (Fashionista Dog)
When momma were in middle school a million years ago, before I were even born, dere were a boy in the grade above her whose pants were so baggy, dey fell down off his butt. He ran off into da bathroom after it happened (well, da best he could with his pants like dey was). BOL BOL!
The kids today, just crazy. If they knew what was good for them they all would have a DFB shirt.
Mommy says she used to see a lot of guys wearing their pants like that but, here lately not so much thankfully. I got a couple of collars I will let them borrow for belts if they need to keep their pants on.
I don't see it as much anymore here either, but there will always be a few who cling to old fashions....just as Mommy still thinks it would be okay for her to wear her old clothes from the 70's. However, she is too fat for them now so that is the only reason they aren't worn anymore.
BOL, DFB!! BOL!
Maybe they want to cool themselves...
And congrats again on being a DDP today!