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Birds Should Not Be Allowed to Buy Guns

October 23rd 2013 1:15 pm
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Conpawtulations to my pal, Zaidie, and myself for being chosen as dogster diary picks today. The humans at HQ are a lot more likely to pick your diary as a diary pick if they learn you have a gun. LOL Of course, I found out after the humans confiscated my weapon that it is a non-working bb gun. I think that is a rotten trick to play on a dog, but I suspect they never thought I'd decide to carry a gun. Maybe I should go to the gun store across the street and buy one that works. With my blue eyes, I'm sure they would assume I am a human. From what I've read in the news, everyone can buy a gun-even birds. I personally think that birds should not be allowed to buy guns! I call it bird gun control.

Demon Flash Bandit (Diary Pick)

Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

October 23rd 2013 at 10:34 pm

Congrats on da DDP! I hasn't seen any birds with guns yet, and I are in Texas, so if any birds had guns, it would probably be Texas birds. I don't think birds are smart enough to get guns.


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