October 19th 2013 8:44 am
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I would like to conpawtulate my pal, Mr. Cutter for being both a dairy pick and the dog of the day!!!! There must be some major celebrating at Mr. Cutter's house today!!!
Did you know that there are humans who think that a zombie apocalypse is inevitable? This worries me because zombies eat brains. What if they realize that the human brains are not nearly as smart as a dog's brain? I'm keeping my paws croseed that this never happens, but a dog can't keep from worrying. I've grown rather fond of my brain, and I'd like to keep it.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Plans to Keep my Brains)
I think us dogs could take care of zombies better dan people anyways, I'd just chomp 'em.
Momma just said I don't need to worry, because if dey was lookin for brains dey wouldn't be lookin at me. Hey, wait a minute, I think I just got insulted . . .
Whitley, I bet your Mommy meant that as a joke and not an insult. The humans know we are smarter than them!
Dont worry, Demon. Zombies are pretty dumb, like hoomans. They don't go out looking fur GOOD brains, just big ones. And even though we're smarter, the hoomans' brains are bigger. We're safe.