Adventures of a lead dog

Dogs Make Good Neighbors!

October 16th 2013 9:44 am
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Most puppies are taken from the dog parents at an early age and given to humans so I think it is about time I make a television program for young puppies to teach them the ways of being a dog.

My show is the Demon Flash Bandit Morning Dog Show, and it airs every weekday at 3:00pm. You don't expect me to get up before noon, do you? Besides I am supposed to be bringing up these puppies properly and sleeping through the morning is one of the first lessons a puppy needs to learn!

Here is the theme song:

It is a beautiful day in my neighborhood
A beautiful day for dogs and cats
But if you see a squirrel or bird,
They have got to go!
Grill them or fry them, they make a good dinner or even a snack!

The humans appreciate out educating the young pups so that they keep their home values high. Humans, you are welcome!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Teacher and Star)

 
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

October 16th 2013 at 10:49 pm

"sleeping through the morning"

*Scooter yawns* You can stop right there and I'll get back to you after my mid morning nap. BOL
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 17th 2013 at 10:34 am

And now you gotta wake up a tad early...because you need to do big woofs about being a DDP today!

Congrats on that DDP, too!

WOOFS!!
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

October 17th 2013 at 10:59 pm

Dat couple lines made me hungry!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 18th 2013 at 8:06 am

And again, I bark my wake-up-woofs because you are DDP today again!!
BOL!
Diary Gal wants to keep you alert, BOL!

Have a great day!

Woofs and congrats, too!
Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

October 18th 2013 at 8:57 am

Hi pal, it's Friday morning here in New Mexico and once again your diary has been selected to be featured - Congratulations big guy! I refreshed your pile of dog bones to help you have something to chomp on while you celebrate.
Barked by: Van Winkle (Dogster Member)

October 18th 2013 at 9:34 am

OMD, don't get dizzy in that DDP loop! We're sending you a bunch o' bones!

 

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