October 16th 2013 9:44 am
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Most puppies are taken from the dog parents at an early age and given to humans so I think it is about time I make a television program for young puppies to teach them the ways of being a dog.
My show is the Demon Flash Bandit Morning Dog Show, and it airs every weekday at 3:00pm. You don't expect me to get up before noon, do you? Besides I am supposed to be bringing up these puppies properly and sleeping through the morning is one of the first lessons a puppy needs to learn!
Here is the theme song:
It is a beautiful day in my neighborhood
A beautiful day for dogs and cats
But if you see a squirrel or bird,
They have got to go!
Grill them or fry them, they make a good dinner or even a snack!
The humans appreciate out educating the young pups so that they keep their home values high. Humans, you are welcome!
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Teacher and Star)
"sleeping through the morning"
*Scooter yawns* You can stop right there and I'll get back to you after my mid morning nap. BOL
And now you gotta wake up a tad early...because you need to do big woofs about being a DDP today!
Congrats on that DDP, too!
Dat couple lines made me hungry!
And again, I bark my wake-up-woofs because you are DDP today again!!
Diary Gal wants to keep you alert, BOL!
Have a great day!
Woofs and congrats, too!
Hi pal, it's Friday morning here in New Mexico and once again your diary has been selected to be featured - Congratulations big guy! I refreshed your pile of dog bones to help you have something to chomp on while you celebrate.
OMD, don't get dizzy in that DDP loop! We're sending you a bunch o' bones!