Adventures of a lead dog

Demon Flash Bandit, Collector, "Connossewer", and Owner of- Closet

October 11th 2013 9:27 am
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I want to thank dogster for choosing my diary entry as a diary pick for the third day in a roll. I hope the humans at dogster have a good weekend!

I do appreciate all the comments supporting my collection that I am keeping on the floor of Mommy's closet. Dogs know that if we keep something, it is a collection, but the humans think we are hoarding, and tend to get all upset about it. Just the other day, I was chatting with my pal (and dog), Chester. Chester has a massive collection of dog poop which he has amassed over the past decade. Another dog named Jasmine, wants one of his valuable pieces to decorate the new dog house her humans are buying for her. Although it is very valuable, he is wiling to part with it for 20 dingo bones. What is my point? My point is that you never know when someone will want something from my collection who will be willing to pay a lot of bones for it. Besides, my human was cleaning the house last week, and she thought I didn't see her, but she threw away a trash bag full of my old toys. This is why I have her toy and Jeff's toy in my stash! If you mess with my stuff, I take your stuff! Another thing....it is not funny when I leave the closet and the humans say, "Demon is out of the closet". I don't know why they get so tickled over that line, but I don't like it and I don't think it is funny at all!

On a more serious note, the humans are working on a new sensor that a dog can wear if they have elderly owners to help keep check on the elderly human's general health! Here is the link:
http://www.gizmag.com/dog-sensor-elderly-care/29327/




Demon Flash Bandit (Collector)

 
Barked by: Margo (Dogster Member)

October 11th 2013 at 4:00 pm

Reminds of a famous episode of South Park involving Tom Cruise and a closet--mom laughed like a loon!! Humans are odd! :)
Barked by: Gail W

October 11th 2013 at 6:39 pm

Congrats for having one of the Diary picks today. I love reading your diary.
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

October 11th 2013 at 7:29 pm

Yep, you never know what stuff you have that humans will buy. After all, we are the proud winners of DFB Cast-He-Would-Not-Wear!!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

October 11th 2013 at 9:54 pm

Another day, another DDP! Condogulations!!!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 11th 2013 at 10:24 pm

Yup, hoarding DDP's, BOL!
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

October 13th 2013 at 10:40 pm

Congrats on all the DDPs!

 

Demon Flash Bandit


 

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