Adventures of a lead dog

Confessions of a Hoarder

October 10th 2013 10:15 am
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Mommy cleaned out one of the closets in her bedroom, and there was absolutely nothing on the floor of the closet. I'm talking nothing whatsoever-not shoes but just totally empty space devoid of stuff. Thus, I claimed the closet for myself. I've been crawling in and out of the closet because I like the feeling of solitude. Mommy has also left the door open so I can get into my "spot". I have to admit that Mommy has noticed that the floor of the closet has stuff on it now. I had a new, still in package Barbie doll, General Zod from the Superman movies (the action figure--not the actual Kryptonian), and now one of Mommy's new shoes is gracing the closet with its presence. I hope the humans don't call that Hoarders show to get me to get rid of my stuff. I like stuff, and I plan to keep it with me. If any of those annoying anti-hoarder television people show up here, I might just have to show them my teeth. I think the dogs reading this know what I mean. I guess it might increase the ratings of the show so I better not advertise that is what I would do!

Demon Flash Bandit (Hoarding Dog)

 
Barked by: Van Winkle (Dogster Member)

October 10th 2013 at 10:10 pm

That was nice of your mommy to clear a space fur your collection. You obviously have her well trained!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

October 11th 2013 at 1:38 am

Yeah, I likes my stuff too and don't want nobody takin it!
Barked by: Cathey U

October 11th 2013 at 4:46 am

You got sum good stuff there.

And Another Diary Pick! Congrats!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

October 11th 2013 at 7:03 am

BOL! You's no hoarder you's a collector.
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 11th 2013 at 7:19 am

You are now also a collector of DDP's!
BOL!

Congrats and enjoy some more hunting/gathering to increase the value of your stash of trade-able for burgers resources!

Woofs!

 

Demon Flash Bandit


 

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