September 27th 2013 8:26 am
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Mommy, do not read this diary entry because it is not meant for humans--only dogs!!!!
Your assignment today is to gather those toys and rawhide bones you aren't using and put them in a box, and send them to me, Demon Flash Bandit. My address is Demon Flash Bandit, Michigan. I'm sure that is all I need as an address since I am so famous. Be sure and add, Angel Zoom Smokey: Do Not Touch!!!! She always thinks that whatever is mine is hers too when I have been pointing out since she was a puppy that everything is mine, and sometimes she gets things out of my generosity. Feel free to make it easier on yourself by just sending money (that green stuff in your human's wallet).
Let's not tell the humans about this diary entry.
Demon Flash Bandit (Waiting for Packages)
What about an exchange...I'll send you all of Coco's cookies and you send me all of Angel's stuffies. I think that sounds fair, don't you?
Sorry, Big Dog. No can share My stuff.
And there is no green stuff in Mommy's wallet. Just emptiness.
I am not much into to sharing my stuff, but I will gather up Charlie and Toto put them into a box and send them to you.
BOL, dere are no sharing stuffies!
Maybe I would have got a better response among the humans.LOL