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Birds Are Annoying

August 2nd 2013 3:16 pm
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Why are birds so annoying? I saw one today, and I suggested, ever so sweetly that the bird commit suicide. The bird did not care for my suggestion and told me that he plans to live a long and happy life. That proves that birds aren't smart enough to do what a dog tells them to do. This is why birds should be eradicated from the planet They constantly annoy a dog!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Birds)

 
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

August 2nd 2013 at 4:08 pm

And they do naughty things too.
Mommy was drivin and saw a bird let loose with a white birdie bomb. She didn't think anymore about it until she opened her slidey back sun roof deal. Then she knew her vehicle was a target.
Grrr.
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

August 3rd 2013 at 1:12 am

I bark birds all da time.
Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

August 3rd 2013 at 8:25 pm

I agree birds are annoying! I caught one a couple days ago and mom made me spit it out! I bet it would have been tasty.
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

August 3rd 2013 at 10:51 pm

Made you spit it out???

Where's da fun in dat?
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

August 5th 2013 at 5:52 pm

Buddy, if you catches a bird, you gets to eat the bird. That is one of the first rule of dogdom. What was your human thinking Angel wants to know if all birds taste like chicken because she LOVES chicken!

 

Demon Flash Bandit


 

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