June 26th 2013 10:39 am
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Before I start my diary topic, I want to thank Sheba for the crown that was sent awhile back. I'm glad Sheba recognizes that I am king. Sometimes the humans seem to forget my royal status. I also want to thank my pals, Hershey and Van Winkie for the blue ribbon for being a diary pick yesterday. I also want to thank Anonymous for the golden bone, and the riddle which I have already solved. Anonymous is the sender of the bone. I must admit that I'm having trouble locating Anonymous on dogster, but my assumption is that it is a mouse, and the mouse isn't on here because it isn't mousester. You know that if a mouse tried to get onto catster that the cats would be flea biting mad!!!
Now I will discuss the important thing I need to relate to the dogs out there reading this. As you may remember, when my paw was infected, the dr. vet put a bandage on it so I couldn't bother it. I took the bandage off the following day which was okay since I only had to wear it the one day. Mommy was cleaning yesterday, and she ran across the bandage, which kind of looks like a cast, and she threw it away. My brother, William, who always has this dog's back, found it in the garbage, and rescued it for me. I wonder if he is part dog because I doubt that most humans would have went through and rescued such an important piece of evidence. Anyway, I hvae put the cast up so, if I want to press charges against the humans for cruel and unusual punishment, I have the proof. That will teach the humans to try to outsmart a dog! They should know it isn't possible!
Demon Flash Bandit (I'll See the Humans in Court)
Before you take the humans to court, make sure it isn't the one who buy your hamburgers and feeds you. Food is more important than a used cast. Besides, what can do you with a used cast? Did someone famous sign it for you or do you think you can sell it for lots of cash because it had been worn by the Great Demon Flash Bandit?
Puffy scratching his head thinking...
I hadn't thought of selling it on ebay, but I bet it would bring an absolute fortune since I wore it. I'm not worried about getting my hamburgers since I'm sure the judge would order the humans to continue feeding me and I would demand more burgers-court ordered burgers!LOL
And sometimes dey even throws away food bits! OMD!