June 25th 2013 9:23 am
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I would like to thank all the dogs and humans who made it possible for me to be a diary pick. Thanks to the nice dogs at dogster for having such incredibly good taste in choosing! I want to thank my human for taking the time to type my diary and blog for me everyday. It isn't like she has anything better to do with her life, but I'd rather thank her than pay her. Real money can be used to buy ME hamnburgers and dingo bones. Why would I want to pay the humans to type for me?
I want to thank Hershey and Van Winkie for the blue ribbon on my page. It makes me feel good to know that my diary is a "blue ribbon" choice. There was once a beer that was called Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer so I guess there are some beer diaries out there too. I do wonder what beer would write about in a diary. I am going to assume that the diaries would not be too intellectual since most of the humans start talking kind of silly when they drink too much beer, and sometimes even do a lot of stupid things. In fact, if you are at a party, and one of the humans is wearing a lampshape on their head, that is probably the one who has been drinking a lot of beer. I can only assume that beer has the effect of making the humans think they are lamps. Even my pal, Phantom Fast Snowman has been known to act a bit silly when he has had too much gin, and he is a dog. You can't expect much itelligence from the humans when liquor even causes dogs to act silly! By the way, how did Pabst get that blue ribbon....was it a state or county fair or is there some website called Beerster that gives out diary picks like dogster does for us dogs? These are the kinds of questions that I can ponder for weeks at a time largely because I don't like to have anything else to do with my time. I've got to get back to napping....I've spent entirely too much time dictating this diary to my human. I hope today finds all my pals having a good time!
Demon Flash Bandit (Diary Pick)
Congrats for having one of the diary of the day.
That last post was from me.
Here is a lampshade...BOL!
But I think you might like the liquid bacon juice better...even with a cherry on top! BOL!
That a good one MJF
Congrats on da DDP!
Abbie, that human of yours is always trying to sneak in as you....but you have to love a human who wants to be a dog that much! If I were a human, I'd try to be a dog too!
Yep she is always talking for me. Have to love her.