May 5th 2013 7:37 am
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Imagine my surprise and annoyance at finding a new diary sitting on the floor near me. Of course, I will share an entry from this diary with my pals on dogster! The entry is from the diary of Phineas Frederick Flea 211th, and here it is:
I Want to Be Demon Flash Bandit's Flea
It has been another busy day trying to get onto that world famious blogging dog, Sir King Demon Flash Bandit. He looks so tasty and delicious, but he is not the kind of dog who will just sit idly by when a flea is trying to jump on him. I might add that I happen to be a very good jumper. I've even won flea jumping events. However, Demon is one very quick witted dog so he has always managed to keep me from getting on him, but I will continue to perservere because this flea does not give up!
Phineas Frederick Flea 211
As you can imagine, I am very, very annoyed at finding this diary!
Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing a Flea's Diary)
Stand your ground, Demon! Where there's one, there's a bajillion!! OMD, we have a flea convention going on ovfur here! They're driving us NUTSO, and they're driving mommy and daddy bananas trying to evict them! You gotta find that flea and chomp him!
Yeah, keep on dodging that flea dude - when they invade they bring all dere friends!
Keep that flea jumpin' and offa you!
Give them a good schmuck...and squish them all, esp your personal pesty one #211...growlmy used to have 211 as her house number, BOL! Send it over there! Well, maybe they don't want it either, besides it would have to talk to a border patrol agent...
Congrats on being a DDP, today!
I hope you have a flealess day of fun!
I am still wondering why the humans haven't put all their important scientific research into killing fleas since the humans don't like them either. I guess it is yet another problem that doggy scientists will have to solve!