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Dogs: Smarter than Cats

April 7th 2013 9:07 am
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I saw an interesting item on the Internet today. Simba, the cat, has been attending Westbrook High School in Maine for 13 years. This proves that dogs are smarter than cats. There is no way a dog could have attended for 13 years without getting a diploma by now. Besides, we dogs are way to smart to show up for classes in high school anyway. We would start with college classes because we are smart and have such sharp teeth-teeth which we know how to use on stupid college administrators who don't want to allow us to enter. Clearly, Simba is an orange cat yet Simba is a lion's name. Obviously, this cat is suffering from delusions of grandeur and should be in a psychiatric hospital. Dogs cannot suffer from this problem because of our obvious superiority to all other species. My Mommy has a more interesting story of an animal who used to try to attend her high school (she graduated in 1973). There was a cow who used to try to attend whenever the door was open. I have nothing against cats, but I do prefer cows because cows are a lot more delicious than cats. I have yet to eat a cat, but I'm sure they don't taste as good as a hamburger or ice cream.
Here is the link to the cat in high school story:
http://now.msn.com/simba-the-cat-has-inhabited-maine -high-school-for-13-years

Demon Flash Bandit (Maintaining that Dogs are Smarter than Cats)

 
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

April 8th 2013 at 8:39 am

I went to da Hahvahd Law Schools, so I are pretty sure I are smarter dan dat cat. But even I knew not to bother going to class, I just peed on da lawns. Kinda like some of da students, BOL!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

April 8th 2013 at 11:18 pm

You are smart like all us dogs---we have to start at college level, but cats, although I have nothing against them, just aren't as smart as us dogs so they can't get out of high school.

 

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