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Impress the Girl Dogs With Garbage Skills

February 10th 2013 9:56 am
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I have been having trouble writing a diary for dogster so I've been using the time to nap because I've discovered that a dog can never get too much sleep. I am going to try to write an entry today because I have something important to share with all the he-man dogs like myself out there. Normally, Angel Zoom Smokey is unimpressed with my behavior, but a couple of days ago, I did something that she finds irresistable. I went into the room where the humans have the computer and the garbage was full. I took my paw and knocked it over and I scattered garbage all over the room. In addition to the cool makeover the garbage accomplished, Angel was very impressed that I was strong enough to carry the garbage can out into the hall. Angel happens to be a very picky girl, so if it impresses her, it will impress any girl dog watching. When you are done, be sure and let her know that it was could have done it with 3 paws tied behind your back and a blindfold over your eyes. Then do what we did---play with the garbage!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog With Garbage Skills)

Barked by: Yukonwind Sinatra Blue (Dogster Member)

February 10th 2013 at 3:22 pm

Demon if I pulled a stunt like that mom would feed me kibble for the rest of my life- okay not for the rest of my life- but probably a week! She would give precious Willow chicken everyday though.
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

February 11th 2013 at 8:37 am

Good job!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

February 11th 2013 at 8:43 am

Hmm, dat are pretty impressive.
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

February 13th 2013 at 8:12 am

That is why I emphasize training the humans when you are still a puppy. None of the garbage would hurt us, and the humans just picked it up like they are supposed to---but we were able to lick some cheese off of some Arbys wrappers so we had a good time. The humans get lazy if a dog doesn't give them something interesting to do with their time.


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