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Dogs: Smarter Than the Average Cat

February 5th 2013 8:50 am
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The latest research among the humans is that dogs are smarter than cats. I think this research was a waste of time and money because any dog could have told the humans that. With a short observation of cat behavior, anyone with any sense can tell that they aren't particularly smart. For example, look at how they treat their humans. Humans take care of us pets and buy us good food, treats, and toys. Therefore,when a human walks into the house after an absence, we dogs greet them with the usual dog greeting, which can range from greeting the humans with a wagging tail to knocking them down to kiss them. How does a cat greet the humans? The cat walks away like he could care less about the human, and that the human is lucky he did not run away while the human was gone. If you want to continue getting good stuff, the dog's behavior is the most intelligent. If you want the humans to kick your tail out of the house, act like a cat. Of course, since the humans aren't as smart as us dogs, they usually let the cats get by with their lousy behavior. Most dogs would kick the cats out and eat their cat food because we are smarter than the average cat!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Dog and Cat Intelligence)

Barked by: Casey (Dogster Member)

February 5th 2013 at 9:29 pm

I would love to eat the cat food--tastes of fish you know!!! BOL
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

February 6th 2013 at 12:04 am

But if you kicked da cats out, da humans would stop buying da cat food! Besides, I luv kitties.
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

February 7th 2013 at 10:51 am

I suspect the humans would still buy cat food as long as you purchase a stuffed cat, and the cat food was eaten. The humans aren't the smartest creatures in the world, and a stuffed cat would probably provide as much love to the humans as a real cat. However, I don't actually mind cats, but if there is one in the house, rules should be established early on that the dog eats the cat's food, and the cat gets the dog's food.


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