February 3rd 2013 8:47 am
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I have bad news about the groundhog's prediction. According to our local groundhog, Woody, who lives at the Howell Nature Center, Woody agrees with Punxsutawney Phil that winter will be over soon. Evidently, Woody enjoys a good prediction record so now this dog can only hope that he is wrong. Of course, the stupid humans are happy with Woody. I bet they give him groundhog treats for his prediction. Stupid, tasteless humans!!!

IN the Luohu district in Shenzhen China, 1,000 public pet toilets have been installed for use by dogs and cats. I don't know of many dogs who want to use a toilet so I'm going to assume that only cats are dumb enough to go along with the human's idea of keeping the city clean. Cats are obsessively clean creatures which is why I think most of them need psychiatric care. Dogs, on the other hand, enjoy some good dirt. We know how to have fun and pawty. It is a lot more fun to dig in the dirt than to clean oneself. The cats clean off all the souvenirs (dirt)of their fun. Since the humans here in the United States might come up with a similar idea, how many of my pals would use a public toilet if the cities provided us with one? I'm guessing there won't be many votes to use one.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Knows How to Pawty)