Adventures of a lead dog

Everyone Poops Except Demon Flash Bandit

February 2nd 2013 10:42 am
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I would like to thank dogster HQ for making me a diary pick yesterday. It is always an honor to be chosen! I would like to thank my pal Zoe, for sending me a steak which was delicious. The only thing better than one steak is two steaks so I would like to thank my pals, Duncan Fife and Hamish McDuff for sending me a second steak! Thanks to Pepper CGC for sending me a blue ribbon. I want to thank Hershey and Van Winkle for the blue ribbon they sent me. I also want to thank Abbie for the blue ribbon, and the kind words about enjoying my diary entries.

I wasn't able to write yesterday because I have been busy at the attorney's office. I am suing Fukuinkan Shoten Publishers for slander because they are the original publishers of the book, Everyone Poops. The title is erroneous, and needs to be changed. I want the title changed to Everyone Poops Except Demon Flash Bandit. This is a factual title because I do not poop. I have went into more details on this subject in my blog, www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com

The former first dog, Barney, who owned the family of George W. Bush, died yesterday. Barney was a Scottish Terrier, and I'm sure he will be missed. I have come to the conclusion that dogs do not live long enough. My humans have told me that I have to continue living for a LONG time because they agree with my thinking on the subject.

Punxsutawney Phil, who is the official weather groundhog predicted that there will be only 6 more weeks of winter. He made that prediction on Gobbler's Knob, a hill about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. I guess this means that I will be having a little chat with Mother Nature because I think that is way too quick to have winter end when a sled dog is just beginning to enjoy some snow. I'm not a fan of summer!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog In Court)

 
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

February 2nd 2013 at 7:00 pm

Congrats on your Diary Pick yesfurday! Hope you win your court battle!
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

February 3rd 2013 at 9:34 am

I's so sad about Barney - he was a real cutie pie.
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

February 3rd 2013 at 4:33 pm

I thought all the major networks would cover Barney's funeral since he was the former first dog. I think his funeral should have gotten far more attention that Michael Jackson's death because Barney was a good dog, and Michael Jackson was just weird.
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

February 4th 2013 at 8:24 am

I agree DFB.
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

February 4th 2013 at 8:24 am

I agree DFB.

 

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