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Tail of Two Dogs and Their Bacon

January 13th 2013 9:28 am
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. The bacon supply was in danger, and all the dogs all over the world were preparing for the worst. What would they do without bacon to eat? Is there any food that can compare to the taste and even the smell of bacon sizzling. It is the item that caused Michael Scott on The Office to burn his foot on a George George Foreman grill. Who could blame him for wanting to wake up to the smell of sizzling bacon on the grill? How will the humans make bacon burgers, bacon chicken sandwiches or the ever popular bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich? (I prefer my BLTs without the lettuce and tomato, but extra bacon is always welcome.) How did this happen? My sources say that aliens from another planet came here in a quest to steal all Earth's bacon. I think this is true judging from the amount of UFO's hanging out over places that serve bacon. I understand why the aliens want the bacon, but that does not mean that I will give up my bacon without a fight. I am going to fight the aliens that are stealing my bacon. It is a far better thing I do than I have ever done before....yes, I'm eating some bacon, and it is super good-it is the best thing I have ever done since the last time I ate bacon!!!

Demon Flash Bandit (No Bacon for Aliens)

Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

January 13th 2013 at 10:13 am

OMD! The bacon supply is in danger?!? Let's band together and fight for the good of the bacon!

Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

January 15th 2013 at 12:44 am

Hmm, da bacon supply would be danger around here if I could get in da fridge!
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

January 15th 2013 at 5:43 am

I love bacon too! I'll help you chase those aliens away.


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