Adventures of a lead dog

Conspiracy Theory

December 10th 2012 9:38 am
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I didn't get to write yesterday because my human is on some kind of computer strike. She refused to get on the computer yesterday because she said she is sick of reading a book while waiting for the computer to do what it is supposed to do, and also when it freezes. I don't have any idea why it is freezing because we haven't even got any snow around here, and this dog is very angry about the lack of snow when other parts of the country got more than their share. I do wish my human would realize just how important it is for me to get my diary and blog written each day. There is a new rumor around the water bowl here, and without me writing, my readers have to wait another day to hear about it. Remember, you heard it from me first.

Although the news that Duchess Kate is going to have a human puppy is good news, there is also the sad news of the nurse who committed suicide after accidentally giving out confidential information about Kate's condition. Frankly, this dog does not think it was a big enough deal to kill oneself over. Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that the royal family had her murdered. Angel Zoom Smokey, who has obviously been watching too many episodes of The Tudors, says the Queen would have just said "off with the nurse's head", and they would have decapitated her, and put her head on pole as an example of what happens when you tell people the Duchess has vomited. I don't think modern royalty can act like that anymore in Great Britain, but Angel might have a point. Henry VIII did seem to have a large collection of decapitated heads for reasons which did not make a lot of sense to this dog. Maybe the head collection is what sets royalty apart from the "peasants". For those of you who might be wondering why I came up with this conspiracy theory, I am a bit bored, and I need a new dingo bone to chew on. Perhaps the royal family will send me a package to keep me from revealing more truths in the future.

Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing "Royal" Secrets)

 
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

December 10th 2012 at 10:32 am

i couldn't believe that when we heard about that, not worth taking your own life for. And what about those idiots that posed as the Queen, wonder if they feel bad
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

December 10th 2012 at 9:35 pm

I hope those radio peeps/perpetrators feel guilty all the test of their lives. Sheesh, that was not our idea of a prank, that was rather malicious...and look what it did, poor lady.
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

December 11th 2012 at 12:33 pm

We don't gots no snow, but we do got frost on da ground in da mornings. I loves standing with my head out in da cold wind, but for some reason, da mommas do not like dat.

 

Demon Flash Bandit


 

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