Adventures of a lead dog

No Pardons for Turkeys!!!!

November 22nd 2012 4:38 pm
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I had such a wonderful wolfday yesterday, and I have a lot more of my pals to thank for gifts. Molly, Buddy, Scooter, Petey, and Chloe sent me a crown so now I am king of wolfdays!!! Thanks for the turkey Zeus. It was wonderful as was the turkey that my pal, Riley sent me. I enjoyed the pumpkin pie that Charlie, Abbie, Teddy, Maggie and more sent me. Randi, Margo, Sadie, and Casey sent me a drumstick which I enjoyed. My pals, Bodie, Kiara, Sinatra, and Kristan's Willow sent me a wonderful turkey. I got a wonderful cupcake from Hershey and Van Winkle. I guess they must have got it before Hostess quit making them. I also got a cupcake from Zeus, and a cupcake from Luna, Hobo, Milo, and Jenny. I don't think I have to tell you how I feel about cupcakes because anyone who reads my dairy knows how much I love those kinds of desserts.

It has been a nice Thanksgiving around here. As usual, my humans had the ultra traditional Thanksgiving pizza. There was a dog-a male yellow Lab at the pizza place who was greeting everyone there. The owner could not be located, but Mommy would not leave until someone took the dog and said they would try to find the owner. Mommy was going to bring him home until his owner was located because she didn't want to see him left in a place where he could get easily run over by a car. She said he knew he was well cared for because he was so friendly and well fed. Anyway, everyone fold your paws in prayer that he finds his humans.

I hate to bring up politics, but I should have been voted in as President. I see that Obama pardoned a couple of turkeys just because it is Thanksgiving. This is something that is done every year by Presidents of both parties. I can tell you that, if I were President, this is one tradition that would end. There is no way I would pardon a stupid bird from being killed. Birds deserve to die and their only purpose in life is to sit on a tray to feed a dog (or a human). I guess I'll be running again in 4 years so that killer turkeys won't be running loose!

Demon Flash Bandit (Presidential Candidate, 2016)

 
Barked by: Margo (Dogster Member)

November 23rd 2012 at 6:10 am

Never too early to toss your name in the ring!!! You will, of course have this packs votes!! BOL :)
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

November 23rd 2012 at 7:17 am

If I was president, I'd invite those tasty birds to be pardoned and then - double turkey Thanksgiving!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

November 23rd 2012 at 2:56 pm

Whitley, you are a real genius!!!
Barked by: Phoebe (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 10:25 pm

You are so silly. I love it

 

Demon Flash Bandit


 

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