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Twinkies: An American Institution!!!!!

November 15th 2012 9:54 am
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I had a topic I planned to write about today, but I saw something in the news that is of far more importance so the topic can wait until tomorrow. Hostess Bakery might go under. This is horrible news!!!! What will we do without Twinkies, Ho Hos, and Ding Dongs? Their products are from the ultra important junk food group which is where the best foods are from. I bet there is no shortage of brussel sprouts or spinach....two foods so totally disgusting that even many of the humans won't eat them. I think this is partly the fault of the health food addicts who think they will live forever if they eat tofu and bean sprouts. They will not live forever no matter what they eat, but I can see if you are eating foods like hummus and tofu, it probably seems like you are living forever because your taste buds have lost all hope. Due to this crisis, my diary today is the solution to this problem. As usual, it takes a genius like myself to solve the humans' problems. If all the humans out there will order at least a truck load of Hostess products (or more), then company might be able to survive, and where would this country be without Twinkies? The man in the movie, Zombieland, loved Twinkies and it was the one food he craved...even in the zombie apocalypse. Archie Bunker in the television show, All in the Family, took a Twinkie to work in his lunch box everyday. I think that the Twinkie is more American than apple pie. Are we dogs going to let this happen. I think not!!! If your humans don't order a truck load, do it for them. If they don't want to eat the items, you can eat them instead. Believe me, I've tried them when I can sneak one, and they are delicious!

Demon Flash Bandit (Saving an American Institution)

 
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

November 15th 2012 at 6:17 pm

that would be awful, I know for sure that my Mom will be very upset too about this....
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

November 16th 2012 at 7:07 am

BOL, I knew you'd write about this one!
Barked by: Cathey U

November 16th 2012 at 12:41 pm

And if Hostess goes under, what will they deep fry at all of the state fairs?

This is terrible news, fur sure.
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

November 16th 2012 at 2:50 pm

*THUD*....

I think its offurcial now...sniff...
Barked by: Margo (Dogster Member)

November 17th 2012 at 5:51 am

So sad-- but yet another example of the big wigs taking all the profits and killing the company :( Jobs and yummy treats gone-- kinda sounds like a Bain plan!!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

November 17th 2012 at 7:29 pm

Of course, they were blaming the union, but this dog sees through that. Usually, it is either bad management at the top or the greed of the people at the top grabbing most of the money. I know this is going to be hard to believe, but my Mommy has never had a deep fried Twinkie. This is not because she hates fried foods, but because Mommy doesn't eat a lot of fried food--even things like chicken. Therefore, a dog does not get to try them either. You'd think they would buy one each for Angel Zoom Smokey and myself.

 

Demon Flash Bandit


 

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